Let me double click you on my desktop, unzip your files, insert my hard drive (it's not three and a half inches, and it's not floppy) and install my files into your folder.
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A contest entry
- Pickup Lines by sheltered.
300 points, ended November 14, 2007, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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that's hot
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Clever.
Especially liked...
"(it's not three and a half inches,
and it's not floppy" -
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lol. That's funny. Shouldn't it be in the adult category though?
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muaha. Darling, hilarious. However, unless you're in a club for computer geeks, you're more likely to get slapped then laid. If someone were to say this to me, I'd probably reply, "No can do - you'd give me a virus."
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well do you have a condom for that? wide eyed
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Nah, my anti-virus protection expired a month ago.
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Geez hilarious great pickup line
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wow this contest id going to be definately hard to judge i like your lines i feel out dated this is gold as well
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applaud times infinity
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i love this one,
it's so funny!
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OH MY GOODNESS!
She might reply...
... "Thanks for the offer, but I have several technicians doing that, many times a day. I was hoping to find someone who could just service his own equipment, and could hang around and sniff out new things that might come up." 
lol
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Ouch that's cold.
That's for the comment.
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haha i love it good luck
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Thank you.
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lmao!!!
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This should definitely be in the adult category, hun. Ingenious, I grant you, but if someone said that to me, he'd me reading the inside of the monitor!
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Awwww
Thanks for the comment.
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