Saturday November 3, 8 AM
Well, the morning went great, outside at 6 AM for my morning continence, which will surely happen inside or outside. Not up to me, if my owner (Sandra) wants a clean floor, she'll get me out at six. Strictly her choice.
Saturday November 3, 7 PM
Oh puppy, my owner's friend David came over to watch that stupid picture box that is good for nothing but noise and this time with stupid black and white pictures on it of a bunch of humans running into each other, running past each other, running with each other and then one of the humans threw a strange fat oval stick.
Then, one of the running humans caught it, so I tilted my head to get a better look, and right then, David and Sandra YELLED "Roll Tide Roll!!" I still don't get that whole thing. And not only that, but David then hits my owners hand with his, so I growl and bark in protection of my owner, which IS my job after all, and then, get this, my Owner banishes me outside, scolding me that DAVID is our friend, RIGHT!! I DON’T GET IT!!
Saturday November 3, 7 PM
Hurt my leg chasing chipmunks, pretty painful, that sucks.
Sunday November 4, 8 AM
Didn’t get out till 6:30. That was pretty close; I’ll have to train her better, hmmmm, maybe a little incentive poop on her new rug?!
Sunday November 4, 3:00 PM
Gave her my incentive @2:00 PM, while they again were looking at the picture box, which was again showing humans running, falling and then running and falling again, all over that same fat oblong stick; weird! No yells of “Roll Tide” this time though, just “Go Skins”, whatever that means. Anyway, I was promptly put outside, my incentive Worked!!
Sunday November 4, 8 PM
My owner was talking weird again, something about veterans and my foot and then something about how the veteran should “snip” something, and I think they are getting me some balls to play with, that would be good, but puppy, them humans, they make no sense!
Monday November 5, 7 AM
Up and out early, no need for more incentive training. Oh, over heard that they are taking me to see the veteran and that he is going to “fix” me?? Must mean that they are going to "fix" my foot!! Great, cause I love car rides with the wind in my face, special treats and all.
Monday November 5, 5 PM.
OK, puppy, I hate car rides, I hate veterans, my foot still hurts and now I know what “snip” and "balls" referred to… !!. OK, now for the revenge poops, and their gonna be BIG…
Author notes
From the diary of my Dog Zander, who loves me without condition and protects me without fear. I love you to Zander!
A contest entry
- PIF Contest Humor...Put on your thinkin' caps! by Tam.
900 points, ended November 18, 2007, 9 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you...Happy Birthday dear Sandra...
Happy Birthday to you!!!!
"AND MANY MORE".....Zander comes in with his lllooooowwwww voice....
LOL...uhhh...be glad we are in cyberspace beautiful...I can't even hum!!!
Hope your day is filled with love and laughter...and the upcoming year is filled with health and happiness!!!
Love ya!
Tammy
xoxoxoxoxoxoxxo
P.S. I took Zander out shopping for your b'day gift while you were at work...it shall arrive shortly...
wow...that dog can really keep a secret, can't he!! and he is thoughtful...and he can sing too...
hmmmm...does he know how to cook? wish he had two feet and not four...just my luck...all the nice guys have four feet or freakin' feathers... -
ROFLMAO!
I am still ROLLING with this write...
Hilarious and very well penned...
I do believe Zander has a calling to become a well known author...
perhaps he could attend the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa...
errr...I do pray Zander is feeling better these days?
LOL!
Thank you for sharing your talent and heart with me!
Blessings! Tammy
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this is some funny crap! hahahah I enjoyed reading this!
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OMG
This is HILARIOUS! -
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Thanks Tam, I love contests because they inspire me to write what would never have been written without them. You inspired this, thanks much!!! - Sandra
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