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~ Iggypay Oetrypay ~

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Iway amecay rossacay isthay ontestcay
ichwhay ickledtay ymay ancyfay OOOSay
offway Iway entway inway earchsay ofway atthay
ichwhay oldtay emay atwhay asway ethay ogay

Olyhay Appingsnay Urtlestay anmay
uo'reyay aziercray anthay Iway ebay
Igspay atthay alktay Atinlay ownay
ou'reyay ullingpay ethay eglay ofway emay

Utbay Iway allshay ayplay uoryay eirdway amegay
ustjay otay esttay ymay itway andway illskay
andway firmconay otay allway ymay iendsfray
atthay I'mway eallyray otnay away illday

Ownay ifway ou'reyay ableway otay eadray
ethay ibblescray atthay isthay aymay ooklay
ou'llyay reciateappay ethay ymerhay
andway ethay orteffay atthay itway ooktay


Author notes

Dang!! Spellcheck went beserk with this one!!
'PIG LATIN POEM'
Whacko EVERY word rhymes...beat that one!!

Translation:

I came across this contest
which tickled my fancy sooo
off I went in search of that
which told me what was the go

Holy Snapping Turtles man
you're crazier than I be
Pigs that talk in Latin now
you're pulling the leg of me

But I shall play your weird game
just to test my wit and skill
and confirm to all my friends
that I'm really not a dill

Now if you're able to read
the scribble that this may look
you'll appreciate the rhyme
and the effort that it took

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A contest entry

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Comments

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  • Keyser Soze
    November 10, 2007
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    Ha.. very humorous. Well played.


  • Freed by Mercy silver member
    November 9, 2007
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    ikesyay! cottsay isay razycay nday osayreay ouyay!

    elledway ennedpay!


    • Recluse Writer gold member
      November 9, 2007
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      Ankthay Ouyay!

      Bemayay eway ancay areshay ethay amesay ellcay?
      'Warebeay ehtay enmay inway ittlelay Itewhay Oatscay

      Linda


  • Silent Cougar Moderators member
    November 7, 2007

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    holy mother of catflips and fluffy things,, this is a sign of serious certification?


    You keep hiding from those men in white coats ..I'll pass them a decoy if I see them...

    • Recluse Writer gold member
      November 7, 2007
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      ooh! ooh! Can I pinch this one to use instead of Snappin' Turtles? 'holy mother of catflips and fluffy things'

      Really appreciate the decoy Mike...but I am out to get free room and a good three meals per day. I tried for jail but the kid I held up for his Basketball Cards knew it was only my finger under my coat and just laughed at me

      Thanks for the comment and clappies

      Linda


  • LAPoe gold member
    November 6, 2007

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    Even though I don't speak, write or read Pig Latin
    I am certainly not opposed to eating a Latin Pig!!!
    OH LINNY... This hurt my brain... I'm still
    reeling and laughing and laughing and reeling ...
    will I never stop? All Pigs of Latin heritage who speak
    this weirdolicious language would be very proud of
    you and so am I!!!!!!

    Doc.

    • Recluse Writer gold member
      November 6, 2007
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      Yeehar Glad this little gy got you laughing,
      BTW Iway amway otnay away Atinlay Igpay osay uoyay annotcay eatway emay!!
      OINK!
      Linny


  • AliceinPoetryLand gold member
    November 5, 2007

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    I certainly appreciate the effort that you took So so pleased the translation was there!Must have taken you ages to work on.
    All the best in the contest Great write, I think

    • Recluse Writer gold member
      November 5, 2007
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      iTWAY ASWAY EASYWAY otay oday... and if you want a better laugh you should hear it spoken through a script reader program. Sounds like me with a few sherbets under the belt. Or maybe Cannonsfire after the CUP

      Osay ereswhay oursay???

      Love this kinda thing

      edit: Caplock got me and danged if I was gonna type that twice!!


  • Fairy Nutty Buddy silver member
    November 4, 2007

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    olyhay rapcay! hatway niay hetay eckhay siay histay?!

    ootay onfusingcay orfay emay! utbay ellway oneday!

    wahmay!

    • Recluse Writer gold member
      November 4, 2007
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      ahayahayahay
      Iway oughtthay ouyay ouldway derstandunay isthay

      Adglay ouyay angedchay WAHMAY

      OOOSEYGAY??? (Onay Iway amway otnay!!!)


  • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
    November 4, 2007

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    Hmmmmm ! !

    I think the move down south has seriously affected you Cuz Well done ( I think ) and best of luck in this contest


  • WarrioroftheHeart gold member
    November 4, 2007

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    Ohhh...you know I'm no good with those foreign languages.
    The only 'pig' I know is "oink" which, as far as I'm concerned, means "I'm ready, eat me"

    Good work with the rhyme, and good luck in the contest.
    All the best

    • Recluse Writer gold member
      November 4, 2007
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      Thanks Bro *ugshay* I reckon getting a poem to rhyme ALL the way through is quite an achievement huh!

      Istasay


  • islekine gold member
    November 4, 2007
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    Ootay oodgay.

    Estbay ucklay inay hetay ontestcay!
    itewray onay!
    *EACEPAY*


    • Recluse Writer gold member
      November 4, 2007
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      Anymay anksthay orfay ouryay ommentcay andway appieclays!

      Eerschay

      Linda


  • Griswold silver member
    November 4, 2007

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    Ellspay-Eckchay oesday ogay azycray onway isthay. Oughtay ucklay, LOL Onderway-ullyfay onday erehay. Estbay ofway ucklay. Ottscay & Orytay

    • Recluse Writer gold member
      November 4, 2007
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      Ethay arnday Ellspay-Eckchay iedtray otay elltay emay atthay Iway eltspay oinkway ehtay ongwray ayway enevay oughthay ethay igpay aidsay itway

      Eatgray Ontestcay!!! Anksthay

      Linda


  • pearl-dragon
    November 4, 2007

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    So perfectly perfect I can understand why you frizzed your spellcheck on this one. Love it!!!!!!

    Best of luck in the contest.

    Love you heaps


    • Recluse Writer gold member
      November 4, 2007
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      Iway ankthay uoyay orfay ouryay ommentcay andway reciateappay uoryay appiesclay!!!

      MWAH

      INNYTWAY

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