Eat hot death, Fred Phelps

I'm not gay
but people like you make me wish i were
I'm a Christian
but if YOU are any example of what's going to be in Heaven
then God, please, CANCEL MY MEMBERSHIP
I'd rather burn in the fiery pit of doom
then spend eternity listening to
hypocritical, self-righteous, venom-spitting
backbiting, money-grubbing, slandering,
perjuring, conniving, holier-than-thou
assholes like you!

and if you ever come to a funeral near me
you will find out just how good your standing
with the Almighty really is
me and my 12 guage will send you to him
and I think you will be in for a big surprise
when God himself calls you a fuckhead
and sends you down
down
down
down
down
down
into the roasty place
where you will be the bitch
for every Sodomite and quite a few Gommorans
You will taste devil cum as it pours
like lava down your throat
Not into S&M? too fucking bad!
everyone else down there is, and you're the newest initiate
so get used to whips and chains
and hot pokers and thumbscrews
and razors and boiling oil
the rack, the strappado, the wooden horse
bamboo under the fingernails
as you take it up the bung
and take it
and take it
and take it
and take it
until your colon prolapses ten feet out your sphincter