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Pig Ignorant

Away adylay owhay ivedlay inway Estatynpray
Ooktay anway eveningway assclay inway igpay Atinlay
Utbay itway otgay outway ofway andhay
Onay oneway ouldcay understandway
Enwhay eshay okespay ithway erhay igpay Atinlay athay onway

Osay eshay iedtray eakingspay Elshway orfay away itbay
Utbay afterway away ilewhay eshay ustjay itquay
Andway ethay astlay atthay Iway eardhay
Eshay okespay everyway ordway
Inway urepay Esperantoway, asway itwray

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  • lucyb
    November 25, 2007
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    this hurts ma heed!...but brilliant!! bravo


  • PassionsPromise gold member
    November 3, 2007
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    First I would have to say if I was the judge wich thank god im not for i would have DQd you for not following directions and being smart. Alot of folks doo not understand it. Either or the rules said place meaning in AUTHOR notes.

    Other then that this was pretty good, comfusing on some words. But thats why He is here for so he can assit me.
    oh how luck has it I will be a judge
    Tory
    Good luck.


  • islekine gold member
    November 3, 2007
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    Too , too good!

    Best in the contest (not that you'll need it!).
    Well done...
    Write on!
    *PEACE*


  • Anna Emkah
    November 3, 2007
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    Applauses....

    Well deserved....

    Anna.


  • Griswold silver member
    November 3, 2007
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    A lady who lived in Prestatyn???
    took an evening class in pig latin
    but it got out of hand
    no one could understand
    when she spoke with her pig latin hat on

    So she tried speaking welsh for a bit
    but after a while she just quit
    and the last that I heard
    she spoke every word
    in pure esperanto??? was it.

    Had a couple words got me there!!!


    • Keith
      November 3, 2007
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      Thank you. Prestatyn's in Wales. I've never been there, but it rhymes with Latin, and that's good enough for me. Only one correction:
      In pure Esperanto, as writ.

      But your version is just as sensible

      I'mway oinggay otay otequay Eway BAY Itewhay
      "Omesay Igpay!" (at'sthay away ideryspay itewray)
      Orwellway, (otnay inway away equelsay)
      Aidsay "omesay igspay areway oremay equalway
      Anthay othersway" (I'mway otnay uresay at'sthay ightray)

      • Anna Emkah
        November 3, 2007
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        W O W ...

        Very well done Keith.... Reading this poem made me laugh, but it also gave me a headache. English is already hard enough for me. This 'igpay atinlay' is even worse...
        I need a paracetamol now and I have to lie down for an hour. At least, I hope that's enough for me to recover... "I'mway otnay uresay fiway at'sthay ightalray!!!" lol. Good luck in the contest... there might not be many entries, I think. Although...
        Anna.

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