I thought she was stunning when I first saw her, wearing nothing under her Habit while standing in the doorway, backlit by the afternoon sun. I could see the shape of her slender thighs and the fall of her breast. I clutched my beads and began to pray a mostly silent prayer. Hearing my earnest mumbling she approached me and placed an electric hand upon my shoulder. She led me to a side room with just two pews, she begged me to sit on the nearest pew. Kneeling in front of me she brought her hands to her face, as if in prayer, but I saw a flicker of a devilish smile flit across her pouty lips. Bowing her head she leaned forward and cupped my beads in one hand while unzipping the enclosure of my cross. Once it was out she stroked and kissed it softly, mumbling beneath her breath. As she stroked my cross and kneaded my beads I could feel I was being overcome by the spirit, my praying got louder as did hers. We were swept to the floor by the power of our ethereal embrace, she rolled over on top of me and squatted above my chest, slowly she hiked up the edge of her habit to reveal she was pantie-less and bald. I then broke out in my most earnest prayer:
Hail Mary, no time to waste,
lift up your habit and sit on my face.
now get on your knees
talented art thou for a holy woman
let me shoot my fruit into your womb. Oh Jesus!
Holy Mary swallow my wad,
or at least let me come on your breasts.
Ah-a-a-a-men!
Author notes
I did an anagram search for my original title, and found this- fifty points to the first person to (IM) me with my original title- not you edna you saw the rough copy
A contest entry
- CONTEST: Disgusting Things by Edna Sweetlove.
300 points, ended November 27, 2007, 11 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Well now, the title is an anagram of many things, including Sister Mary, is it not? But I am probably too late by now. So as compensation, please read all my lovely "Memories" poems, or at least the one about Canada.
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GIVE THE LADY A CIGAR!! or give the friend a cigar
, please send me their name and i will pass on the points. I was quite surprised that the anagram for "sister mary" would come out as I retry mass plus about 700 or so more, but 'I retry mass' fit the whole catholic theme. I think I will try more anagrams of titles on my new, as well as my old poems. Its so nice to see you in my neighbourhood again gal...peace Terry
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After many calculations with my pencil rearranging the alphabet, i've come to the conclusion its....DRUM ROLL PLEASE.
No its not drum roll...its Sister Mary...tahhhh rahhhhh!!!!
Actually it wasnt me who guessed it, a dear friend took a peek in and guessed it - will give you his name through im so you can award the points,
Hey this was fun Terry, thanks!
gal
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A misers try?
Or a merry sits? uh? Probably would bring many a guy into church, even twice on Sunday
Bravo!
galfalfa
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nope niether of those Gal. the answer is in the piece it self - Sort of, thanks for stoppingby to read, always glad to see you...peace Terry
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ears stir my? uh? uh? That sounds like a fab title
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stirs my are?
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Ok, give me a seocond and let me have another guess and NO i wont use an on line anagram solver
Honest, really...i'm not going to
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Sadly I can't recall the original draft title or I would tip the wink to a friend and split the 50 points on offer. Now if it were 500, I might remember........
I like this a lot. Especially the lines...
"Let me shoot my fruit into your womb. Oh Jesus!
Holy Mary swallow my wad,
or at least let me come on your breasts."
These show a good Catholic boy gone wrong. Other contestants will have their work cut out.
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I had thought of promoting this piece, but thought that it might generate some negative feedback from the RC's in the crowd, i may still anyway, just to see how petty some people can be
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nope, never was a catlick Edna,. I knew, for you that the first paragraph would only be ateaser before the last verse. The thing with nuns is, you really need to use a condom, if anyone should be clean and pure it would be a nun...DO you know a nuns favorite sex position?- the missionary of course ...peace Terry
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