Isn't it eye-opening,
the amount of unbalance
in one emotion, one dish;
my apathy.
1. Heat oven to 450 degrees,
the heightened senses, a euphoria of glowing gas.
2. Bake until well done,
since then a film has hardened.
3. Chill for five hours,
let numbness take its toll.
Or, the old fashioned way:
1. Broil violently,
let hysterics flavor.
2. Saute if needed,
drunken stupors add a charming spice.
3. Display this well,
dress it up nice.
Conjure up an appetite for anyone,
even a cook must like his meal.
Clean up and let your bland waitresses serve,
hope the customer has not left,
such a dinner must not go to waste.

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