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anti-ode to alexander graham bell [ bad poetry 101 ]



Oh alexanderer,
you dilly danderer!
this poet curse upon you -
drown in a pile of sheep poo!
this phone has bound by enmity
you sir to be my enemy!
this feeble wire i hung upon
waiting to call the only one
has mocked my feeble trust and
peeled me open - deep into heart it thrust
i weep cold-blooded rivers
from my wound that shivers

so when i fall at last into that toilet called the afterlife
your soul'll spill around this plastic knife

I fashioned just for you - once a bit of shit named telephone, now scythe!












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Wow - that feels better out that in [ every pun intended ]

I did the colour scheme Aaaalll by myself - ain't it GRAND!!!

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  • dehydrated
    November 11, 2007

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    AHHH the horror! thanks for the brilliant color scheme. you get no brownie points for the pain this is beyond suckie. i loved your shitty rhymes, and not to forget the breathtaking new words lol you're a genius.

  • michael thomas
    October 27, 2007
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    Oh... the color / the words / no redemption for the intended or the invented.


  • Rowan gold member
    October 27, 2007
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    My eyes! My eyes! lol.
    Too funny~


  • thirdeye
    October 26, 2007
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    hehehe


  • ParadoxFry
    October 26, 2007

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    Oh dear... this truly is shitty.
    A real triple coiler you've written here.

    The REALLY funny part is, it's less shitty than some of the 'serious' poetry I've encountered lately.

    The rhyme of emnity and enemy really makes my skin crawl though!

  • Suzanne Dia gold member
    October 26, 2007
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    lmao

    you kill me



    (I had to turn the neon green down )


  • Namita silver member
    October 26, 2007
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    great.

    sucks. totally.


  • sheltered
    October 26, 2007
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    Yuck


  • NurseChilly gold member
    October 26, 2007

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    pass me the bucket!! - barf... wow... fuck, that's bright

    and the phone.. never mind the phone, get the background police to arrest for gross mismanagement of my eyes...

    lmao

    ....... silly girl... funny shit this... funny


  • Grunts Girl
    October 25, 2007
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    im blind
    lol


    • EvilKate gold member
      October 25, 2007
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      You didn't bother reading - did you! Harumph!

      *I can tell*
  • Yvette Champ
    October 25, 2007

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    Oh my,the colour is as outrageous as the anti-ode,
    I could sense the need to communicate and the woe-d
    It made it's points with direct-tory hits,
    I am left reeling with a feeling
    Of the poet paring with a plastic knife
    For all the duress AGB has invented in life!


    Lmao please note the readers attention to crime-rhyme and capitalization of every line
    in short she too replies with sh*t
    please erase from your memory
    and literally think nothing,nothing of it!


    Just joining in with the banality and insanity
    dear poetess

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