I feel like I wanna have a snack
That my mother won’t make me put back
Waiting for someone to cook dinner
I’m licking my lips opening the fridge door
Ran out of turkey and I want more (baby, baby, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh) My stomach’s saying let’s go
(Oh, oh, oh) But my mom is saying no
If you wanna eat with me
Baby, there’s a price to pay
Just a soda in a bottle
And it better be sugar-free
If you wanna eat with me
Then we can’t let Mother know
But I want to be free
And have so much food I blow
Just a soda in a bottle, baby
Let me taste those bubbles, honey
Just a soda in a bottle, baby
Grape, Coke, orange, yeah, fill me up
I open the door and the light comes on
I grab a box and then I’m gone
Hoping that no one will catch me
Hunger racing at the speed of light
Pull out the Chinese food and take a bite (baby, baby, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh) My stomach’s saying let’s go
(Oh, oh, oh) But my mom is saying no
If you wanna eat with me
Baby, there’s a price to pay
Just a soda in a bottle
And it better be sugar-free
If you wanna eat with me
Then we can’t let Mother know
But I want to be free
And have so much food I blow
Just a soda in a bottle, baby
Let me taste those bubbles, honey
Just a soda in a bottle, baby
Grape, Coke, orange, yeah, fill me up
Author notes
This song is a parody of Christina Aguilera’s “Genie In A Bottle”. To get the full effect of it, I recommend listening to the song while you read this. I do not mean to offend any fans of Christina Aguilera; this was intended to be funny, and I apologize for any offense I have caused.
Not the best I've ever written, but oh well.
Comments
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this is really good, i like it a lot...you have a really neat talent...anyways, I hope that you will write more soon and I hope that we get the chance to talk when i come home
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This is great
though I'm not sure if I've heard the Aguilera song. Your piece does stand on its own and there is such a wonderful feeling of guilty sneakiness -- taking a bit of the Chinese food, etc. Yet you (and another person?) are being strick. I feel this way sometimes and I live alone -- can't help taking out something I was going to save for next day! It's got a nice rhythm but that probably owes something to the song.
Very nice and I must say it's a change from love and death! Forgive me if your love song was one of those; I'm having a hard time keeping everyone straight. -
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Thanks for commenting! I try to write as much humor stuff as possible. I also have a parody of High School Musical's Breaking Free that I could uplaod if you want to read it.
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