Day One:
"Aahh, finally! It's been so long since you've visited me that I was starting to think that we'd broken up. Or you were with... someone else.
No?
No need for cash, you say? Ah hah. I understand."
Day Two:
"What happened to "no need for cash?"
Mm hmm. Spent it all, did you?
That's what I thought."
Day Three:
"You know I love seeing you here, honey, but this is getting a little ridiculous."
Day Four:
"Someone might think you had an addiction, with the way you're spending these days.
Sure, it's not, honey."
Day Seven:
"Well, it took you three days to blow through that last wad. But here you are again.
Ooohh... a cold, you say? Stuck in bed?
I see."
Day Eight:
"My orifices are starting to hurt from all this constant use, honey. It's a good thing this season is almost over."
Honorable mention
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