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Man Rant

I would rather have a buzzard for my friend

than a man

even a pet skunk would be preferred over a hunk

with no brains

men are too complicated

paranoid

single minded

big boys with toys

they never admit when they are wrong

which is  most of the time

so I can kind of understand that

inconsiderate idiots they are

mothers should have kept they're legs crossed

drank some wine bid their time

had a party then gave birth

to the  mean little  boys growing up to be men

stupid jerks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Do not come to me without sincerity, my heart has had enough...as has my itchy trigger finger sweet smile to you too.

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  • bwm
    August 25
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    Man Rant

    Makes me want to croos my legs--protective mode--you convey your thoughts very clearly--I worry about the intent--Are we going to hear of a serial castratoer?
    I think I'll just take cover and watch.
    bw

  • dillpickle62
    August 9

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    Oh boy!

    I'm staying right away from this one and be happy I live in the woods where it's nice and safe. Write my books and just be content a lady will even talk to me after a poem like this.


    • Rheea gold member
      August 9
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      well look at it this way, it was one poem and I did not know any of you three then so why just what are you or whom are you feeling guilty about??? men!

  • parenchma
    July 15
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    You have hardly had a fair representation! The truth itches the collar a bit, though...

    I think it was designed like scissors. the two sides, like a man and a woman. An anvil, and a shear. Strong and sharp, working together. When they go at each other, a different outcome entirely. Think hard about the difference between a victum, and a volunteer.

  • Sagerider gold member
    May 28
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    Oh, My!!!

    This must have been a bad day. I love though it makes me want to duck and run.


  • Florida Sunshine gold member
    February 21
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    I'm always up for a little man bashing from time to time ~ they are difficult to understand thier thinking and often very entertaining ~ especially in the decisions they make ~ from time to time ~

    Thanks so much for entering the "set the bar" contest ~ I do appreciate you sharing your work with me ~ best of luck to you!

  • TexasMomma
    January 1

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    I think this is a cute poem and when I think about what a jerk my husband is...boy this is so true! lol thanks for sharing!

  • Starz of Heaven gold member
    October 22, 2007

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    ARGH I hear you men are Asses and can be very hurtful I think the world would be alot better of place if alot of men were sent to a Island to dwell Men make me sick.

    • Barry Hodges
      October 24, 2007
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      You should try a sexy Englishman like me. I treat a woman like a lady (and a lady like a woman). They love it.
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