Nobis Donem Pachem

Once upon a mattress I lay, undressed
Thinking of ways to unwind...get some rest;
I turned and wrangled, sweat mangled my hair
At 4 walls for 12 hours I wrest and stared.

No music or T.V. or magazine could do
What this story of mine reveals to you.
Like a wizard's notion it began as
a potion to relax, unwind and sleep.

My mind began to wander; squandering
time is such a waste in the still midnight
bleeps. My ideas took form and flowered.
My fingers like tendrils crawled up my thighs

Discovering the moisture inside I
cried: O Lord have mercy, my loin's thirsty
For gratifification of diff'rent kind.
My hips began to squirm, my eyes to close

Ecstasy arose in waves of pleasure
No small measure...those lips of silk treasure.
My mouth began to tremble, breathless...quick
No one else needed to ignite this wick.

Make no mistake I never fake! nor lay
awake counting ten thousand curly locks;
Nor creep alone the barren blocks looking
for someone...nevermore like some cheap whore.

No need for erections...sperm's injection
No rectal inspections...protoscopic
explorations...gynecological
examinations for polyps, crabs or

HIV. No viral infections,  or
rubber contraptions, no germs, or disease;
A cardio, stress eliminator
A germ exterminator, no fool's wheeze.

So here's my confession, I've the purr-fect
obsession without drugs or booze or love:
a cardio-vascular exclusion
of penal intrusion; sans illision

A self-realizing envigoration
without androgonous stimulations;
It's smooth. It's clean. It's fast. It's quick.
It's the New Rage for emancipated

Chicks only; where multiples come with ease.
There's only myself and I comes and goes
wherever , however, with just a squeeze;
So now and forever pass the dill-do

p l e a s e.

  A H H    M E N!