Walking round the supermarket,
I had all the kids in tow.
Checking things on the list,
the children running to and fro.
Finally all the goodies we had,
it was time to go and pay.
When something odd began occur,
to my horror and dismay.
No, it was real, and happening now!
My cheeks were redder than red.
Slowly but surely they began to fall,
my heart was filled with dread.
Hoping to be very discrete, yes,
my only way, I'll try not to flicker.
Till one of my angels pointed down, yelling,
"mum, on the floor are your knickers!'
Author notes
Yes this did really happen, the elastic snapped and no, I didn't notice until it was to late. So nice of my son (then 6) to point it out for everyone to see!
Option ONE: Write a funny poem that is appropriate of course!
A contest entry
- Most embarrassing moments by Angel Of Heaven99.
425 points, ended October 23, 2007, 7 entries
Gold trophy winner
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500 points, ended October 23, 2007, 5 entries
Honorable mention
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600 points, ended December 20, 2007, 18 entries
Bronze trophy winner
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1000 points, ended January 13, 2008, 13 entries
Gold trophy winner
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Comments
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This is so cute, yet embarrassing I can imagine. Thanks for sharing
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lol!I really liked this poem!It is exactly what I'm looking for!~
signed confused
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Hmmm I have my own fair share of embarassing things in the supermarket and in public in general lol this is strange but funny
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This had me back up into my cushion for fear of a penetrating laughing bone!
Deserves the GOLD!
I'm glad you liked the flying vibrator... based on a true story some years back in detroit mi. take care,
~pithyAplomb.
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LMFAO omg I feel so sorry for you
I did the normal one where my skirt was tucked into them...except it was at school damn it
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Yikesssss hope ya had granny undies on lololol
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Funny
Funny story and I'll bet your face was RED!!!
Good luck in the contest!
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Lmao this is very funny
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OH MY, mommy, this was so funny.. I was LMAO, laughing so hard that tears were falling down.. bet that was a site to see.. where is the camera when you need one. LOL
great job.
good luck
kat
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Oh..sweet mother...we so feel your pain!
and why is it always our own kids to point it out!
I've had a similiar experience to that one too....
only my kids were giggling, they thought just too funny!
some payback huh?
the previous day's panties were hanging out of the back
of jeans pants, I was dragging them around the whole
YMCA! little stinkers didn't tell me until we were done
with swim lessons and back to the car!
We loved your poem, and thought it was a joy to read!
Smartly written to be enjoyed!
ears2hearyou
Kathleen : )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
thankyou for your entry to this contest!
this is going to be a killer contest to judge!
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So pleased I am not the only one
I bet that was cringe worthy 
I have worn jeans ever since this (well come on who wouldn't!) but I will be sure to double check from now on.....hehehehe
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lol...what a great way for
it to get pointed out...
gotta love kids, eh?
Wonderful Job! : )
Good Luck in the Contest!
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Oh you poor thing!!! I'm so glad to see that you won some nice trophys with this enchanting poem. I enjoyed it very much.
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HeeHee!!! This was very fun too read, and I must say I have much empathy. The rhyming was very smooth, and it seemed natural, as if you weren't actually meaning to rhyme.
Thanks again for this awesome entry,
Vivien
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this is adorable. not just cos i love the word 'knickers' either.
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Cringe. Those moments we can never forget...
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Thank you for entering my contest and good luck....Kids will never cease to amaze me they are so full of honesty and dont care much about who gets embarrassed either...again thank you and good luck
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LOL oh bless kids are the best. Great write x
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This may have been embarassing but it is awesome.
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lol thanks for entering
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haha!
that's really the worst.
I wasn't expecting that at all. lol. Not even in the slightest..this reminds me of those kid stories..like dr seuss and the likes.
quite interesting and I like the surprise ending. <3
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That's so funny
A womans worst nightmare
Great poem
Good luck in my contest
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OMG, Thats so bad... No that is more than embarrasing that must be a womens worst nightmare. LOL, I think the funniest thing I've seen, is when a lady walk out of the toilet's, in the local pub with about two foot of Toilet paper hanging from the top of her dress. I was red for her... Bless!
Good luck in the contest.
All the best,
~T.S~
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Oh gosh! how very humiliating and frightening! I would have died! I can't even begin to imagine..lol Thanks for sharing this with me. I think you did great. Good luck in my contest!
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MAke sure u wear a pair o pants over it from now on. LOLs.
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LOL!!!
see that's why some
people don't wear panties
*shrugs shoulders*
actually i have no idea
but this is hysterical
and definitely blush worthy!!
Good luck !!
~Pastel
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