I’m bad,
The Devil with an angels face
When my brother moves from his seat
I take his place
I’ll swear up and down
That here is where I belong
But my guilty insides feel alive knowing
That lying is all wrong
I threw him in the pool
Just to see if my dog would float
When my dad asked who did it
I blame my brother secretly crediting myself, I gloat
Walking through the mall
Many things draw attention to my eye
Like a ninja I slip them away
I leave thinking, Heck yeah I’m sly
Math, what a laugh
I sit next to the smart girl in my class
I’ll cheat off her today and maybe next week
As for the end of our grading period, I’m certain to pass
I didn’t want to go
So I blamed it on my mom
I’ve blamed it on school
I even blamed it once on my friend Tom
I can’t stand her,
She’s conceded for goodness sake
Revenge came around 3rd period
When her expensive jewelry I did take
Panicked to tears
She searched for it high and low
To hide the evidence, I got cash in the exchange
From a pawn shop where I frequently go
Okay, so what?
I promised her I’d go
I had better plans
I went to a Larry the Cable Guy comedy show
My counselor, she’s a trip
She tries to tell me how I feel
She says that I should feel regret
I don’t, especially when I made her slip on a banana peel
I know I’m rotten
I’m a gift that’s actually a curse
Maybe one day I’ll get better,
But I think I’ll be much worse
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