Cantanksumous grimlot persiventing nobbly
polygloaming arthropot neesome wobbly
chunksome pelipolling browngore sheest
nugut lathercrave on partipiste
Eliventing groandoom monstrous
dillymileing fleetingstreet
pourpoorpuss milkenpoo dayseenight
teeveeheehee in bedroomy jauntsy
latelynight feelthy picnpostsight
glimlightly spredacake unfilda sing
nowto palefright lasingwords
from slimytiny pollymen and womban
paraparott phraseofoil leekingfling
jawteeth whiten facedipaste
kissthebabypoll. murdihaste.
A contest entry
- Pergasmic Flunderbuggle by Exit-Stage-Right.
600 points, ended October 29, 2007, 6 entries
Honorable mention
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Do you hold me in complete disdain?
Do you not know that I speak over 47 extraplanetary languages from Aldebaran to Arcturus? This is the weakest translation of the original Flamorpthen language that I've ever read, but I squambibbled through it nonetheless.
My favorite part was where the "snooty dryer sheet got limbered by an anorexic bobber chopper". Ofcourse what you meant was the "elevator attendant who was shoe waxed by the arrogant bellhop". I can see that was your intention, but, as mentioned, something got lost in the translation.
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