Practice makes perfect,
Can you relate?
Apply the fit,
Before it’s too late.
I’m almost a virgin
I’ve not had sex while straight
My first sober date, her eyes will be splurgin’,
What can I do, am I her fate?
Therefore, I asked my best sober friend,
Please help me ‘round this first bend.
His advice, he promised, if achieved,
Will find me in no way less relieved.
Soft music, he posed,
In addition, dim candlelight, use for prose.
Bring lotion for two,
Satin sheets won’t leave you blue.
Sway slowly to music,
Rush not the gentle hand.
Trust incense, don’t refuse,
This night will be grand.
I did as he advised,
It was better than I surmised.
The moment had arrived,
Through great advice did I thrive.
Down went the music,
Down went the lights,
Fire up the lovely candles,
I found my delight.
Up went my desire,
And sweet dance I acquired!
Oh, what a dance!
Oh, for romance, there I dropped my pants!
The aromatic incense riled my flames.
The slippery sheets held no motion back,
The emotions were released, bring on the games!
I took not a second glance, then collapsed on my rack.
After I was done,
Yes, it was quite so fun!
I called my friend to brag,
To thank him for the mag.
I can’t wait to try this,
With a partner.
Adding your comment:
. Entertaining to say the least sir !!!
*blush*
Too funny !
