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Disqualify Me

I really like pedestrian rhyme,
I like to do it all the time,
I really like purple prose
almost as much as a red rose.

I don't know what is a metaphor
I hope you like my poem more
I don't know what Pangea is
I think it's like a dinosaur.

Here's a bit of imagery for you
I like to wear my black shoes
I like to read black and white news
I like...

Oh shit, I can't think of anything else.

A contest entry

This is a joke, please don't respond.

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  • Mallig gold member
    October 13, 2007
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    Very funny, I love this! This deserves gold for sure...


  • Death of the Author
    October 13, 2007
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    Lmao!! This is great, good luck in the contest


  • Dlvvanzor
    October 12, 2007
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    Lol.


  • Danna Hobart
    October 12, 2007
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    LMAO

    You crazy girl! Wish me a happy birthday.


    • NoUseForAName
      October 13, 2007
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      HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
      I didn't forget, I swear. I worked a 15 hour shift at GC yesterday... hell yea. I wrote that on my break 'cuz I need to make myself laugh too.


  • Cerulean Sunrise gold member
    October 12, 2007
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    LOL
    Funny Funny!

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