I fell in love with the garbage man
when I was taking out the garbage can
and now all I can see in my mind is him
taking my trash and tossing it in a bin
La di da da do do
The next week when it was garbage day
I made sure that my trash was full
So when he pulls up he'll say
I'll help you with the trash 'cause I can pull
He was so handsome covered in litter
I think he worked out every morning to be fitter
But all I can think about his muscles that rippled
when he tossed the trash and told me that I should've recycled
La di do daa da do do
The next week when it was garbage day
I made sure that my trash was full
So when he pulls up he'll say
I'll help you with the trash 'cause I can pull
I love my man, my garbage man
Who can lift a heavy 10-ton can
I would kiss him but my mind always thinks
to me he really really stinks
Author notes
This is lyrics to a song that I'm writing. I haven't really worked on it since I wrote the lyrics, so once I write the tune they lyrics will probably change a bit so it'll sound better when I sing it.
