Do you remember the five little pigs?
The last one did a wee-wee-wee jig
on the way to his house
'cause he saw him a mouse
that was hairy and scary and big.
The big mouse was one of the three
Who went tailless cause they couldn't see
the edge of the knife
of the farmer's scared wife,
how sad for them that must be!
See, the wife was to stab the farmer
who was a ladies' man, sweet-talking charmer,
But when she saw the big pests,
gave her anger a rest,
Cut their tails as she thought they would harm her.
Later on, the wife, she would find
that the three gruesome pests, they were blind;
couldn't see her at all,
climbing up that brick wall
in her hurry to save her behind.
A contest entry
- funny shit by JeremyWilliams.
360 points, ended December 26, 2007, 8 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Get Gold This Time For Your Rhyme by piccola.
400 points, ended April 22, 2008, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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are you sure this shouldn't be in my other nursery rhyme contest
Cute write.
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Oh...hehehe. I didn't see the other contest
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good
hey hey that was pretty good i liked it and best luck at judging
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