Elves have had enough
of making all these toys
not once do they get a thank you
a cookie or reward
Santa gets a mince pie
Rudolf gets a carrot
Elves work there bums off and get a measly allowance
Mrs Claus has hit the roof
of Santas' lazy ways
she slaves cooking healthy meals
while he eats hidden cakes
The reindeer's are not impressed
barely anyone knows there names
always clever Rudolf
this is getting such a pain
So all of the clan are now on strike
if the post can do it why can't I
If you want your presents delivering on time
study hard and hope Santa's wife is feeling mighty kind
Author notes
Option 1
A contest entry
- On Strike at the North Pole! Poor Santa! What Will He DO? by Melodies.
600 points, ended October 17, 2007, 5 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - a VERY easy 300 points make me laugh or even just warm my heart by Saosin.
300 points, ended November 2, 2007, 29 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Partners n crime Christmas Extravaganza by Partners In Crime.
300 points, ended December 4, 2007, 8 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Funny Christmas Poems by SweetNessaLynn.
525 points, ended December 7, 2007, 14 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - I Need Some Pick Me Ups by di ivers.
600 points, ended December 20, 2007, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Christmastime Humor by Melodies.
600 points, ended December 11, 2007, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Feeling Depressed- Cheer Me Up by psychiatrists dream.
500 points, ended December 12, 2007, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - A witty poem about Christmas that is of any form by Lyndon.
1575 points, ended December 31, 2007, 16 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Hello ...
I readyour poem with a certain pleasure.
The humour lies in the Santa family story.
Thank you for entering.
Lyndon of the Winklings.
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I liked the humour in this. Well done
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thank you for entering my contest and good luck i really enjoyed the read....
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this was very funny, i really enjoyed it. i did however have a slight problem with the rhyming as it was kind of inconsistent 
best of luck in the contest. be well and be blessed
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lolol very funny poem, made me laugh,thanks for entering and good luck!
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Grinning and thinking how funny!
A darling poem that comes with plenty of smiles to make a day happy. 
Such fun here! 
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hahaha this cute.... have yet to try and write a holiday poem...... maybe i should try
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hahahaha This is awesome. I love it. Best of luck in my contest.
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hahahahahaha
I laughed for a long time after this one, I always forget the names so I am not even going to try to think of them...SORRY 
XXJeannette
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I really enjoyed this because no one mentions the fact that the elves do all the work, come to think of it i don't even know the names of all the other reindeers. great poem
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I always thought the elves got a bum deal. They work all day everyday and sing the same old songs. Poor things. Very cute poem, good luck in the contest
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Great Humour here...
I really enjoyed reading this piece. Thanks for your entry and good luck in the contest.
ephiphany
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very nice thank you for entering my contest
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Yes, about that Rudolph reindeer!
How 'bout that Rudolph!!!
All those years before he came along everybody sang about the reindeer, properly! Now it's Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and blah blah blah! 
YES!!! Your poem points out the Rudolph factor, which is very important and the total poem is very delightful!
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gorgeous seasonal elves here 'B' scurrying about all busy..bye the way the postaman can't do it cause were on strike lol.. i have more faith in your cute elves dear xxpp
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That was the point if the post can go on strike why can't the Christmas clan!!!
Thanks hun glad you liked x
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