I'm a ladies man
I'm the one in their dreams
when you have them in your bed
they think of me and scream.
I'm a ladies man
and my rap is tight.
I'll make a white girl blush
and turn a black girl white.
I'm a ladies man
and I have to say
I'm the master of disaster
when it comes to foreplay.
I'm a ladies man
yea here I come.
I'm a genius at love
and you're deaf, blind and dumb.
Lock up all your ladies
and throw away the key
cause they'll diss your sorry asses
when they get a load of me.
Yea I'm the king of cool
and I got real class.
Especially when I'm spanking
your old ladies ass.
I'm the hammer of love
and I'm coming down
to pleasure all the ladies
in your home town.
I'm Jack be nimble
and I'm Jack be quick
I'm gonna beat all your ladies
with my rhythm stick.
I'm the real Mack Daddy
and its swinging real low.
You may be married to a Princess
but with me they're a Hoe.
They'll throw their scented panties
down at my feet
while they kick your sorry asses
out on the street.
Face it gents
you don't have the right stuff.
You peter out too quickly
and I'm still hanging tough.
Yea I'm their Latin lover
I'm their Tribal Chief
with me I never hear them say
where's the beef.
I'm gonna pleasure all your women
and soon you'll see
that all the babies in this town
are looking like me.
I'm gonna pleasure all your women
and soon you'll see
that all the babies in this town
yea they look like me!
Author notes
This is sarcastic tribute to all the;
"Ledgened In Their Own Mind Rappers"
"Ledgened In Their Own Mind Rappers"
and unlike Rappers my rhyme is not forced
and is quite funny!
BluesMan
In a list
A contest entry
- COME ONE COME ALL ADULT/EROTIC WRITERS by Serenity-words.
1800 points, ended July 7, 77 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - entertain my son while he is in jail by Viyanna Rosemarie.
400 points, ended July 21, 18 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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I remember reading this one. It was funny!thanks for entering and best of luck!
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Lol this was good and funny! I would have to say that this is my favorite part of the whole thing!
Yea I'm their Latin lover
I'm their Tribal Chief
with me I never hear them say
where's the beef.
That was good. Thanks for entering and best of luck!
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lol WOW! this was awesome! Congrats on the two trophies you won in this poem.
They were well deserved. I loved the emotions and fabulous imagery! WELL DONE! WOW! BRAVO! keep up the good work! thanks for entering and good luck in my contest!
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Congrats. Hard to mess with the Man.
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l o l ! there will be some ticked off men out there that is for certain. thank you for your entry and i wis you the very best of luck in this contest. viyanna rosemarie
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What tha' phugg?! Ohhhh this was too much, & I dug it!! Ahah!
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I don't think I can even explaine how cool this is.
Ohh so cool
Favorite lines
"I'm a ladies man
yea here I come.
I'm a genius at love
and you're deaf, blind and dumb."
hahah Loved it!!!!
~Serenity
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Haha I remember this awesome lmao
Thank you so much for entering my contest,
And Good Luck!
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lmao nice this was awesome I added you as a favorite by the way cause some day I plan on reading all your stuff! I'm happy you entered my contest so that I could see how amazing you are at lyrics -♥Amy♥
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This is quite the write. I really enjoyed every bit of it, excellent rhythm for sure.
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oh ps. here's looking at you kid! I mean really looking
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LOL I have a dragon story (adult) he can change into a handsome well equipped human. In her (the maiden) orgasm she turns like a rainbow and then at the peak she is transparent. It's a very cool story. If you fancy dragons with some hot sex on the side
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Woot Woot!! had to laugh my ass off at that one!! Well done on the sarcasm. Just for the fun of it, I'd like to see you re-write this one with a blues undertone!!! Now there's a whole nuther ballgame!!
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haha nice, thanks for entering
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I Love this
it is awsome -
Where's the guitar solo go?
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Ahhh... hmmm... very humorous!! So what's there to be blue about, Mr. Bluesman?!!? Well, perhaps when it comes time to pay the piper, you know what I mean... somebody's got to feed all those look-a-like blue babies!! Great write!! Keep it flowing...
I'm wishing you all the best!! xx Cyn xx
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LOVED IT>>>>>>>
honey...quick go check the kids...
do they look like...never mind,
better you don't know!
LOVED IT!!!
BRAVO......wow...if your sexual prowess can truly
turn a black girl white...I'd put that on my Resume
in Bold FONT!
ears/way to write, joy and pleasure to read!
thanks for the rapping writers lesson too!
RAPPERS ARE the BESTwriters I've ever tried
to learn from!
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Well done.
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well, well this
is so fitting , Rappers are so conceited, and to demean white women turns my stomach,talk about
prejudices? who is? they have the nerve! you hit mine with your truth about them, thank you for sharing
M
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LOL Thank you for the laugh. I enjoyed the imagery in this poem.
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I'm Jack be nimble
and I'm Jack be quick
I'm gonna beat all your ladies
with my rhythm stick.
ohmygosh this poem just made my day and made me laugh
which was greatly needed
thanks for entering -
Hello, I checked out your poem, and realized it doesn't fit a contest requirement (No more than 40 lines). Personally I don't mind the lenght, but I wrote it in the rules, and letting you slide by would prove quite unfair for the other contestants. So, what you can do it take out one or two stanzas, so it stays around 40 lines (Not counting the blank spaces), and then add them again when the contest's over. Thanks,
James -
This one made me smile, because it is well-deserved, I think.
Oh gosh, just the images it evokes! This is a fun one, for sure. Thanks so much for entering my contest!
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Omg, eeew...Like, double eeew! 15 points for making me eeew...
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Hahahaha Wow I liked this alot!! I started rapping it to my little brother. I think this is real good, Good luck
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S7 "and I'm comming down" - should be 'coming'
S9 "but with me their a Hoe" = should be 'they're'
Well, I think this Latin lover made his point. I will be back to take a peek at this one with corrections. Welcome to Winklings. ~Pamela
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It seems
this Latin Lover is conscious of his point!
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This is quite a funny poem you've written here rhyming seems to be pretty good though the flow is a bit less...
The last stanza gave me the feeling this is some kind of song you've written actually!
Thanks for this entry as well!
Leander -
This is funny, I find all these "Ledgened In Their Own Mind Rappers" equally as irritating :] brilliant write!! Good Luck in the contest <3
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Geez That is so freak'n Hilarious.
You are Conceited. It's all about YOU YOU YOU!!
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Well if you say so. This was great. Thanks for making me laugh. Nicely done. Thanks for entering into the contest and good luck.
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Hahaha this is really good, great humour, some fantastic lines, I love the tone. Keep up the good work and take care x
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