Dear people of Earth,
I got your last letter. Sorry the reply is late. Last time I tried to talk to you, you killed my kid. Thanks for that! Do you know how hard it is to find a good virgin these days? Anyway how have you been? President Bush, did you catch Bin'Laden? I'd tell you where he is but you didn't ask nor would you listen if I told you. A lot of you seem to do more talking than listening... If you'll notice I gave you only 1 mouth and 2 ears.
I'd like to say thanks for the $10 you've given this year. I'm sure it put you out a lot. I put my entire being out there and create the UNIVERSE and all you can do it give $10 a year on Christmas time. Please give more consideration to the betterment of your species.
While I think all of the things you've done are very pretty, isn't it time to use some of the brains you were given to become better? Do you honestly think I Created Plutonium for you to shoot at each other? And while we're on the topic of shooting each other... what's with these wars in MY HOLY NAME? Seriously! What the fuck? I did NOT tell you to do any of that! Can't you read the languages you've bastardized my Devine Word into?
Where do you get off blaming 9/11 on ME? Maybe there are other forces at work in the universe. I may be all powerful and all knowing but there is EVIL and it is powerful enough to cause death. Would you rather I turned you all into mindless angels who do nothing but flutter around heaven with now ability to think?
Maybe after some tribulation you'll realize who you should be worshipping... it's definatly not Tom Cruise (Alien Over Lord... What the hell?), and it certainly isn't that money you've created. Like I said it's pretty and everything... but it's paper, if you're so amazed by that take a second to cinsider your circulatory system.
In closing, I'm not particularly pleased with you. I kinda figured after a world wide flood you'd learn; I guess not. I'll be by later. You better have your room cleaned or else I'll have to get rid of a bunch of you. Nothing against you people who worship other god's... but it was like the first of the only 10 things I said to do, that you not worship them. I thought I was clear on that one.
Keep in touch.
God (As in THE ONE AND ONLY)
PS. You may be in for a surprise when you get to Mars.
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- A Letter From God To Man by Naridill.
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Ten Commandments
Thou shalt not kill, etc. Isn't it possible that those rules were a human convention designed to civilize the Jews and keep them in line? -
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Except it wasn't only the Jews who had those moral codes, and even animals do not kill for no reason.
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You think God sends the floods because he's angry? Kills all those men, women, old folk and children because he's angry?!!!
That's some God you have there, a hypocrite and a bloody murderer!!!
Peace Georgia
P.S. You don't think the floods are anything to do with global warming then? (And who's to blame for that, God?) -
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HOw are you a hypocryte for destroying your own creation? He wasn't angry when he sent the flood he was sorry he'd even created humanaty so he figured he'd start over. Only Human arrogance assumes God has the same morality as we do.
As for global warming... That's a world wide cataclysmic event... that a few million people spead over a small part of the earth couldn't create.
I'm not sure where your objection is. This poem is supposed to be as if Gd was the big brother writing to his little sibling cause they had done something stupid.
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somehow I doubt that God says "fuck" but I do get the point. People just don't get it do they?
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You never know... He did create language. Can he use his own name in vein?
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It kind of neat
but I do hope that, if there is a God out there, He/She has progressed beyond such authoritarian anger. Maybe if He/She expected more of us, we could achieve more. Anger's not going to do it though I do understand what you are getting at. -
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I was actually going for more of the experienced older brother sort of letter. You know like "I heard what you did and you gotta shape up."
I'm sure God is more liberal. I mean look at what you have to do to atone for sins. Repent, and mean it. I think we've lost track of what God expected of us. -
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Oh yes, guilt
I'm not sure about God but, even without Him, there's still a lot of guilt around. We are moral animals but we're SO confused. -
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Well the way I see it is we must be moral creatures for a reason. Now it may be that we got it from genetics... but I still think it's funny that it had to be told to us "Dont kill" ect.
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It made me smile. A really good write, a few errors here and there with spelling, not that I really care, you got it across though. Well Done.
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