You! Costner!
Suck my fucking ARSE!
Where is your career now, huh?
Waterworld.
2 hours too long
And you didn't drown at the start.
Field of Dreams."
Whaaaaaaah whaaaaaaaaah...
My dad hated me, then he died”.
No wonder. You're a cunt.
The Postman.
Yeah. That's about your level.
Working for UPS.
Dances with Wolves.
Cunting about in the wilderness
Long and boringly, more like
Wouldn't have been so bad I suppose
If it wasn't you that was in it.
JFK. I'll give you that one.
Not even you could fuck up an Oliver Stone film
Although, to your credit, you tried very, very hard.
Still, what do I expect from a guy
Who started his career staring in a Troma movie.?
Have you always been that ugly?
Or did you just decide to steal Toxi's mask one day
And keep wearing it?
3/3/06
Author notes
This is an old example of a ranting that I wrote in 2006. Not my best, it's a bit all over the place and not entirely "poetic", being more a stream of consciousness piece, but a decent example of ranting offensively though humourously and in an un-PC fashion.
Please tell me what you think
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Dances with Wolves.
Cunting about in the wilderness
Long and boringly, more like
lol.
i love a good rant, and this is a good rant.
have u seen the madonna documentry where costner comes backstage after her very steamy performance on the erotica tour.
she says, well kev what did u think
he says,..yeah real neat
and shes like "NEAT" what the fuck. and proceeds to rip the piss out of our poor little kev!
that says it all really!
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Thank you very much. I have never seen it, though I'll have to hunt it down on Youtube or something now. Did you ever see Dennis Pennis berating him? lol. There is an accompanying story of Costner's security minders beating the shit out of him afterwards...humourless bastard. (pardon my French)
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LMAO, ok I don't hate Kevin Costner as much as you do and I seem to be the only person on the planet to think Waterworld is worth giving two hours of my life for, but this was great. It's completely unstylised and you just say exactly what you mean, no fucking about and I love it!
Field of Dreams."
Whaaaaaaah whaaaaaaaaah...
My dad hated me, then he died”.
No wonder. You're a cunt.
Harsh - but hilarious!
Anywho, really should do my work now...! Tara x
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Thank you. It is very unfocussed, yet focussed, if that makes any sense?
I actually don't mind Field of Dreams all that much, but it's still a good opportunity to have a go at Costner.
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I'd give it three stars. OK entertainment but too mushy and sickly sweet to be anything meaningful!
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True, it is very syrupy. The thing that works best about the movie is that James Earl Jones is in it.
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Yeah - he has a great voice!
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hmm....
is somebody angry?
*gasp* do you need a hug??
*hugs*
tee hee,
and applause too!
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Thanks. Yes, I think at the time of writing I needed to blow off some steam and if I remember rightly was discussing rants with someone at the time so I picked one of my pet hates to release some frustration on....Kevin Costner! lol.
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