Dear penis….
It makes me sad when your down,
But oh so happy when you are around.
I love you when you let me hold you,
I hope you enjoy it too.
On lonely days I call to you and hope to get you out,
But I know that me fondling you is not what you are all about.
We have some good days and some bad.
And when you shrivel after a cold shower it makes me sad.
Dear penis I miss you so,
If it makes everything better I will call a friend for a quick blow.
I will always love you and hold you dear,
When I masturbate while I steer.
Jesus may take the wheel but,
When I hold you don’t know how can make me feel.
So as I sit here all alone,
I shall reach down and grab my bone.
The south shall rise again.
Love, your only friend with a man to hand relationship
Author notes
oooh ok my friend wrote this and he thought it would be funny to put up on this site he wants to see what people say...so yeah
Please tell me what you think
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this poem brought to my mind a quote by Oscar Wilde.it could be summed up in something like "this love in here is the beutiful begining of a life-time relationship" indeed though the manner it's a bit too childish,it has something both funny and realistic in it.well done!keep up!
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