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turtle

 

 

 

Shit head
poking through;
graceless turtle,
returning to thud mercilessly  against cold porcelain.
Thick mottled turd obeying the laws of newton dropping straight out of your arse leaving slimy trails,
followed by sloppy seconds that cling to your hairs (called winnets)
Poorly designed,
human kind...
...faeces.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author notes

Dedicated to my neighbours who consistently steal my bin. Yes, they put one out on the day of collection- and take two back in. Fucking shit kickers.

PS- I had to edit so it displayed properly, so I had better fucking win.

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Comments

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  • no win no fee
    October 7, 2007
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    excellent. I loved this. Such a load of lovely crap. x good luck


  • MissStranger
    October 7, 2007

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    GOOOO Turtle!!!!

    yes,indeed you'd better fucking win with this!never to imagine so much shit on 1 cm square of masterpiece!well done indeed!good luck in the contest!


  • Edna Sweetlove
    October 5, 2007

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    This is a really excellent rectumeter and your enlightening author notes have certainly enhanced your chances of scooping a big one here.


  • Mrs Mulholland
    October 4, 2007

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    This is genius. If Edna doesn't give you a cup I shall be surprised. A bit of vulgarity is always top hole. Why not come and read some of my own poems, you sweetie pie?

  • LarryATilander
    October 4, 2007
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    Winnets?

    We call 'em will nots.
    Captain Kirk calls 'em Klingons.

  • knock gold member
    October 4, 2007
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    firm write
    solid stuff


  • Misty Sea
    October 4, 2007

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    Oh my goodness! this is soooooooooo wrong, but I kinda like it. Best of luck in the contest, but I imagine you have sewn the arse up on this one!

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