Oh shit!
My bottom
is really sick.
If bums get sick, which I'm sure they do, why else would they smell bad?
I won't call the Doctor though because the last time I did that he just gave me imodium plus.
which although stops you shitting doesn't get to the cause of it
Oh my God no!
It's too late.
I've shat...
A contest entry
- "Rectumeters" - a kinky contest. by Edna Sweetlove.
410 points, ended October 9, 2007, 12 entries
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This is a lovely poem and I wish you all the best in Edna's contest. You live in St Margaret's Bay? Wow! That reminds me of a true story. I was once staying in a hotel on the cliffs looking out over the Channel with a girlfriend and we were having a bonk just before dinner. She nearly screamed the place down and when we went down to dinner we got a round of applause as we had left the window open and our bedroom was just above the dining room.
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This is a lovely poem. I always like to hear about buttock problems. Especially since my brother (whom I hate) has bowel cancer.
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mmmm ahem..the title sounds oooh soooo familiar lol. like ive heard it before somewhere...can't finish reading your poem though, been caught short at the loo xx
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This is very creative. I feel the last line is ungrammatical. The p.p. of the verb is "shat", I think you will find. Fullstops are lovely, too, not as good as butt plugs of course.
Did the manufacturers of Imodium Plus sponsor you for this one? -
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lol. well i've shat now and bunged in some full stops. x
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