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Rectumeter

Oh shit
Another
form to follow,
counting syllables, getting rid of the unnecessary,
vocabulary defecation, talking shit just to see who's listening, verbal diarrheoa.
I will be fucked if I know what I'm talking about either.
for your contest
I'm writing
some crap.

A contest entry

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  • Mrs Mulholland
    October 4, 2007

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    What a lovely poem. I feel privileged to read stuff like this. Pardon me while I defecate on my mum's grave.


  • Blueskywonder
    October 4, 2007

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    A creative aproach to the option provided

    Funny also poetesse!

    Great!


  • Edna Sweetlove
    October 4, 2007

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    This is nice except you can't spell diarrhoea. But I bet you can smell it at 100 yards in your neighbour's pants. I Should have asked entrants to centre their poems.


  • xXxIceQueenxXx
    October 4, 2007
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    verbal diarrhea....haha, nice!

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