Once upon a time
Not so very long ago
There was a fat girl
Who went onto a website
Where it promised she would meet a dream lover
And of course it had the advantage that no one would know
Just how ugly overweight and spotty she was
And she met a nice man in the chatroom
Was ever so sympathetic to her
And her fat little heart jumped for joy
As the months passed and they flirted
Online
And
Got ever so slightly dirty
You know the kind of thing
"Wow I'd like to eat your pussy"
"I bet you have lovely tits"
"I've got my big red cock in my hand right now"
"I'd really like to fuck you non-stop for a week"
You know
Romantic sorts of things like that
And then one exciting day
They agreed to meet
As
By luck
They lived quite near to each other
And so they met in a bar
Would you believe it
The guy was really incredibly good looking
Totally charming
With a really great sense of humour
What a pity it was
That he had omitted to mention
That he was a one-legged dwarf
But she didn't care and she went to bed with him
And he couldn't get a hard-on
Because she had such a hideous body
So she went home and slit her wrists
And no one missed her at all
Please tell me what you think
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LOVE IT!! SO honest and brutal and funny and sick....does it get any better than that? I question my own personality as this goes into my favorites
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Like the old saying goes, "Better to be hated for who or what you are than loved for something your not" Lyin' sacks o'shit deserve all the humiliation they solicit and then some. Internet dating is La-La Land. It becomes quite funny after a while. Too bad some folks just don't "get it" huh? Good job on the bombshell factor! Too funny... Ithica
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I thought it was HILARIOUS! I laughed my ass off! Well done, well done!
L.
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that was...morbid. sorry i didnt like it at all
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oh my poor girl, and the dwarf was a creep. Excellent write, and another shocker for this contest, best to you, and may your pen keep flowing!
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Well this one shocked me. Someone go squash the fucking dwarf for being such a little fucker. 
Sorry I feel sorry for the fat girl, He was probly hard just making excuses for haveing a pea size prick.
Ya thats it... MUHAHAHA why did she have to kill herself. 
That is just awful... But I did asked to be shocked. So well done for that.
delila
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Demented as hell. Good Luck!
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Hahaha, definitely smut. So monotonely senseless it was more than worth the read.
Cheers,
=> Jess
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wow....very heart felt...it so sad...but a good write indeed....it should never matter what's on the outside but more of what's on the inside...good write...keep it up!
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tiss so sa
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Well that is just sad, but it made me laugh.
so you get kudos for that.
Poor chubby lady.
Best of luck to you in the contest.
~MotherMachineGunn~
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