I need me some loving, I need a man
whip up magic spell fast as I can.
Caldron is boiling with whiskey and beer,
a sign for free drinks will draw them all here.
First guy came, cut and tossed in his hair,
was not impressed with the rest standing there.
Second young fella, in went his cute head,
I checked out the rest, nope no good in bed.
In came another, with muscles galore,
yip, exactly what I was looking for!!
Off with his head the rest in the pot,
threw in hot pepper to make him real hot.
Now I added honey and sugar too,
to make him real sweet to say I love you.
In went viagra to make him erect,
in went the prayer book to give him respect.
Threw in handcuffs so he would not stray,
they may be useful in another way!!
A pot of gold went in to make him rich.
her broomstick to fall in love with a witch.
To give him passion was strawberry wine,
a pole to reel him in and fishing line.
She tossed in some nuts to drive him insane.
The last thing a pea, to give him a brain!!
In a list
A contest entry
- Cast a Spell by Manda Kathryn.
600 points, ended October 13, 2007, 14 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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WOW!!!!!!!!!!
Laughing out loud through this entire poem. This is such a fantastic entry to our Spell Casting Party! I have to admit, you caught me by suprise LMAO
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Very cute and a little naughty in a tasteful way of course. I love the idea of brewing up the perfect man Is there such a thing??????
Every stanza is so great, it's hard to pick out my favs;
"First guy came, cut and tossed in his hair,
was not impressed with the rest standing there.
Second young fella, in went his cute head,
I checked out the rest, nope no good in bed...
In came another, with muscles galore,
yip, exactly what I was looking for!!...
Now I added honey and sugar too,
to make him real sweet to say I love you.
In went viagra to make him erect,
in went the prayer book to give him respect."
STILL LAUGHING OUT LOUD!
Thank you for your entry and I wish you the very best in the contest!
David
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This comment was terrific. Thank you my friend.
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Thank you for your magical entry
G'day Sandygram
LOL!
I absolutely LOVE this spell/poem
So not what I was expecting, I can't help but bust a belly laughing
Awesome ! and of course, fabulous last line
Best of luck in our contest
Stay safe
~Amanda
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Oh dear, very clever, killer punchline, well crafted, best wishes to you that you can brew up your special treat
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Hehehe
Thanks for the great comment. I must admit I had fun writing this one. Glad you enjoyed my friend. Hope all is going well with you. You take care, Sandy
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hehehehe this is very cute and made me smile ear to ear. I love how you put a very unique twist into the picture and added your special sense of humour to create a wonderful masterpiece. Thank you so much for sharing it with me.
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Glad you enjoyed. Thank you for the nice comment. Glad I could give you a smile with my words. Takw care, Sandy
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hello.. ansd this is so well put,love the picture,and your words say it all...good luck in the contest...mm
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Thank you Linda. It is always nice when you stop by. I appreciate your nice comment. You take care, Sandy
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sandy, this is very cute and well written. i wish you the best of luck in this contest that you have entered viyanna rosemarie
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Thank you Vyanna. So glad you enjoyed this poem. You take care, Sandy
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Awesome!!!
OMG! This is way to cute!!!! I loved this
It is so adorable and creative! Great job!
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Thank you for this nice comment. Take care, Sandy
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Oh Sandy this is just revealing of how very talented you are. Your imagination combined with well choosen words. All the ingredents to make a good man...Love the last line...Pea for the brain..cause damn I sure have met a few that needed that. But the viagra, not sure I would add that to my recipe, haven't had to many that hae that problem, cause they are like an octopus. To many arms but the respect thing is a definate. Totally loved it. Could not see anything but gold on this write...So creative with the perfect touch of spice.
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Good morning June , Your comment was great. Hope you have a wonderful day my friend. Take care, Sandy
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hahahahaha nice that was awsome.... i like the last line.. this is funny!!! great write.
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Thank you Nathan. Glad I gave you some smiles this morning. I appreciate you stopping by. Take care, Sandy
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not a problem sandy... have a great morning i have to go though, class is over... good bye and good morning.
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o0o0o lovely ... the best of everything best of luck
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Thank you. A lovely comment. You take care, Sandy
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this was absolutely hilarious! i love the ingredients, the draw, and the things she added to shape his personality and his anatomy. it's perfectly written, humorous enough to tickle at the funny bone, and yet so true in what a woman looks for in a man that it makes me sit back and sigh. this is definitely a well balanced piece with awesome second glance potential. i know i read it twice, once just for giggles and then again because it warranted another look and some thought. your writing is fun, flirtatious, and as picante as chili peppers. it was so refreshing to see something so lighthearted after an afternoon of dark and dreary reads. this is a reminder of how poetry can communicate laughter as well as sorrow, sunshine as well as rain. it is not often that a poet remembers to share the sunny side of her genius. thanks for being one of the rare few, a diamond in the rough!
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Thank you and I am glad yu enjoyed this one. This is one that when I was done and read it myself, I had to laugh myself. You take care, I thank you for stopping by. Sandy
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Haha,this was as an awesome poem. I specially loved the first line.I dont like halloween yet this poem made me laugh. I think it was awesome,it was just simply funny.Nice.
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That you for this delightful comment. Nice to have you stop by. You take care, Sandy
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Haha!! This was so much fun to read. I laughed at this more than I've laughed all day. I only wish that you really could make the perfect man in a cauldron!
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Thank you so much for stopping by and leaving this nice comment. Take care, Sandy
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hehehe that is wayyy cute. So funny! Overall i love it. Very creative poem and you made me laugh. There are a couple little lines here and there that got a little bit choppy, so that kind of broke the flow a bit, and i would say check your spelling a little bit, because my eyes are drawn to spelling errors in poetry, and that can detract from the poem. but overall i loved it, nice work!
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Thank you for the nice comment. I purposely spelled nutz that way. Thought it looked cute but chasnged it since there are some who point out spelling errors. I appreciate you comment and advice. Take care, Sandy
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What did you get
A great pumpkin head, who though all ladies were witches and they came in sets. After he was through with them he hung them on the wall. There they hung till thanks giving day. The cooked him like a turkey
Then sliced him up and gave him away. Then for Christmas Sants felt real bad. He gave the witch a man who was not a cad. In trade fot her broon she recieved a sexy bedroom and the guy who wan't too shy there she is still with bright shinny eyes. Thanks to the guy with with dimples and a cute grin .The guy keeps her waiting for him. His little sunshine girl.
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You Atre So Funny Mac!!!
I never laughed so much. This has got to be the funniest comment I ever got. You do crack me up. Mac. Thank you for the laugh. I was invited to the contest and this just Popped!!! in my head. You are a real comedian. My cheeks hurt from laughing. Bless you my friend. Sandy
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