Here I sit in my vapor.
Waiting for some toilet paper.
How much longer must I linger?
Before I have to use my finger.
Author notes
Written October 2nd, 2003
In a list
A contest entry
- Make me laugh!!! by crook13.
307 points, ended January 24, 2005, 24 entries
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What did you think
Comments
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lmao..ew...umm Excellent imagery...
Peace
~A~
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LOL..OMG I love that last line! I am going to be in stitches by the time I get done laughing from this poem. Its a good thing I didn't read this when my bladder was full! I bet you had fun writing this one!
~TXCowgirl -
Oh my god...That's funny...But ew...Just...Remember to wash...
...LOL...Keep it up...~~Licks~~...~~Nutty
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i loved it
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LOL This was too funny. And the best thing is you didn't use a lot of words to make it funny. I really enjoyed this. Good Job!
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Oh my god. That was flipping hilarious!! Laughing to this just goes to show my sick sense of humor. I loved this. I am sitting here trying to type while laughing almost hysterically. Nicely done and thank you so much for the laugh.
~ John
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eeeeew gross! but it made me laugh anyway, even if it is yuk! haha lol xxx
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hehe!!! this made me laugh!
short n sweet! nice write!
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Hmmm, seems vaguely reminiscient (sp?) of the classics from the 1950's & 1960's pay & public toilets. You know, like
"Here I sit,
Brokenhearted.
Paid my dime,
and only farted."
VERY funny, but as I said, awfully familiar.
Write On!
jIM -
Smelling Funny In Here!
Let's hope it's not too long now. I would just hate to think you would have to resort to using your finger to wipe your assets lol. This was some really stink fun.
Avril
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HOLY POO! That's soooo not right....but it's extremely hilarious! WooTzor for the funny write! Heh...that comment about tiolet butt really cracked me up too. But this poem...
...I'll be saying that over and over in my head later. Laughter is goooood.....
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That really is quite disgusting. But so fucking funny
Short and unpleasantly sweet. Based on real events eh 
Nice one
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funny
Lol great write. Short and funny. -
hmmm... and it wasn't even for a contest... but I should expect nothig less from you. Creative (though disturbing).
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Gross yet really funny. LOL! Really good. YOu really know how to lighten up something that can be really bad! Using your finger isn't suck a bright idea but great work.
Thanks for sharing!
Amanda -
sick to the ness
LMFAO ROFL DUDE THIS SHIT IS FUNNY AS HELL NO PUN INTEDID.... MAN YOU ARE FUNNY.... gotta say way better than you last poem I just read... sorry but this is really good.
~predatorsgirl~
kim
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applaud
hehehe this is great! What made you write this? I wouldn't ever think of using my finger for wiping, though. -
amusing
Greetings,
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This was funny. It brightened my day. It was really very amusing don't think that I ever would have thought about something like that to write a poem. Great job!
~Lise
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LMAO.....I soo hope that finger doesnt have to go there...but getting toilet butt isnt fun either....
This is a cute (ok not really "cute" but fun) poem...thanks for sharing, added some laughter into my already busy day...
~~Jenn -
Great
Not very sanitary, however, it did give me a good laugh! -
Funny. Sounds like a twisted Dr. Suess story.
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LOL!
that was just perfect, realy. grosse, but i have yet to hear any bathroom humour that isna. besides, who here haas never been in that situation? ( bet ye, there is a bunch of closet finger wipers here)
thank ye for the laugh,
arden -
LOL Funny yet a bit gross
what a potty joke LOL
Love & Peace
Pauline
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FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY STUFF! GROSS BUT FUNNY!keep it up
sammi -
god thats nasty!!! thanks so much for the needed laugh!!
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LOL..eewie , ever heard the saying "To prove you're a man you must wipe with your hand." ?? It might apply here..ahh disturbing thought eh? Nice poem it made me smile.
-Carina-
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