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How Do You Want To Be Served?

Plain?
Salted?
Cinnamon?
Garlic?
Olives?
Ketchup?
Mustard?
Mayo?
Ranch?
No MSG!
A Garnish?
What kind of Cheese?
What kind of Bread?
Boiled?
Baked?
Fried?
Toasted?
Raw?
Sliced or Whole?
Now please tell me, how do you want to be served?
You're dinner tonight!

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Written October 2nd, 2003

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  • TXCowgirl
    October 11, 2007

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    I most definately like the creativity in this poem. Not to mention its not to see a male asking how someone would like there dinner You definately have a flare for grabbing your reader's attention.
    ~TXCowgirl

  • SaralaAnne
    May 4, 2005
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    WOULD YOU STOP WRITING ABOUT FOOD ALREADY?!?!?...You're making me hungry...Right before lunch too... ...Anyways...Mmm...Garlic Bread...~~Drules~~...YOUR FAULT...You make me hungry... ...Anyways...Great write...Keep it up...~~Licks~~...~~Nutty


  • Seven Kinky
    December 26, 2004
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    Hmm...I think I'd prevered to be served up boiled and buttered. Toss in a pinch of salt and pepper and I might be tenderized enough to be edible. LOL...very amusing write, my friend. I got the picture of me served on a platter like those hogs with apples in their mouths! Good stuff indeed. Nicely done.


  • BabieJuliet69
    July 30, 2004
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    I'll take ... Salted with Garlic ... Ketchup and mustard on the side .... and make it baked whole ... i liked this write ... it was very different from a lot of poems i have read but good all the same ... it made me laugh ... great write and keep penning

    The Babie
    Edited on Jul 30, 10:00 p.m. because 'Misspell'.

  • Easy Assumption
    May 19, 2004
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    hahahahahah... funny funny. I enjoyed this one... but I was expecting a little bit more from you.

  • amandadawn1982
    March 31, 2004
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    A very different poem! Very well done. Made me laugh! But it's definitely something i wouldn't have thought of. Great job.
    Thanks for sharing.
    Amanda

  • WranglerSteve gold member
    January 5, 2004
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    that was kinda my insperation, also sitting at work with little to do too long.


  • Rainna
    January 5, 2004
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    Yummy

    I'll go for sauteed. Oh with those yummy little veggies on the side. Might as well have something good to go along with me. I'm afriad I'd be a wee bit too bitter Very interesting piece ya have here. Unique. What a great idea. Reminds me of Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal". Nice job. ~Rainna~


  • October 7, 2003
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    hehe... that was very amusing. but i think i'd prefer to be served on a silver platter with tatter tots.... those are good -drools- not sure how to be cooked though. all i know is if i'm gonna be dinner, at least serve me the best way you can.... get ghetto fancy!
    -paige-


  • Roseleaf
    October 4, 2003
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    tasty

    LOL life has such variety doesn't it
    I will think about it
    you aren't a big badddddd wolf after Goldie Lock's are yoU ?
    or after a bit of blood maybe LOL


    Love & Peace
    pauline


  • kingdom
    October 2, 2003
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    Mmm.. cinnamon, raw, sliced. Teehee. Fun stuff.

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