Old Mcdonald had a farm,
E-I--E-I-O
And on his farm he had a spork.
E-I--E-I-O
With a "fear the spork" here,
And a "fear the spork" there.
E-I--E-I-O
Old Mcdonald had a farm.
E-I--E-I-O
And on his farm he had a crazed cat lady.
E-I--E-I-O
With a "Kill dogs!" here,
And a "Kill ALL dogs!" there.
E-I--E-I-O
Old Mcdonald had a farm.
E-I--E-I-O
And on his farm he had a Bratz doll.
E-I--E-I-O
With a *hitting some guy with purse and smearing him with lipstick sound here*,
And a *hitting some guy with purse and smearing him with lipstick sound here*.
E-I--E-I-O
Old Mcdonald had a farm.
E-I--E-I-O
And on his farm he had Paris Hilton.
E-I--E-I-O
With a "That's hot!" here,
And a "That's hot!" there.
E-I--E-I-O
A contest entry
- BARNYARD MADNESS! by Melodies.
550 points, ended October 6, 2007, 7 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Ha this is just so cute and yes this could be a new song
love this thank you for sharing and good luck to you in the contest.Best wishes.
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Smiling so MUCH over this poem!
GADS, you are giving me a buncha laugh wrinkles, poet! 
Delightful poem that makes me so glad to belong to this crazy site! Singing along through the whole darling write! 
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How Cute
Definitely A Different Type Of Poem, But I Like It.. I Found It Humorous, As Well As Enlightening...lol.....Nice, Funny Poem....'God Bless You'...Love, Shirley ann shaw-raytown,mo.........Cute~~~
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