Ted E Bare

I have lost my Ted E Bare
have you seen him, cause he's cute.
Will you be my Ted E Bare
if not, at least wear the suit.
See I can't buy a new one,
bereaved of all my dosh,
worse than the time in '93,
When I put him through the wash.
He's always good,
when night things start to bump.
My faithful little Ted E Bear
is always up for a dry hump.
Oh how I miss my Ted E Bare,
I know you think I'm stupid,
but my gorgeous little Ted E Bare
is better than any cupid.

I  have lost my Tede E Bare,
I'll put up a reward.
If you find my Ted E Bare
I'll screw you when you're bored.
Please give back my Ted E Bare,
I need him, yes it's true.
But if you don't have my Ted E Bare
my next Ted E could be you.
So until I find my Ted E Bare
I'm anyones you see.
Just wear my goddamned Ted E suit
and I'll let you close to me.
I'll let you hug me
when the night, it starts to beg,
and when I'm scared
I will grab my Ted E and I'll hump upon your leg.
I promise that it's all in fun,
like years before with my Ted E.
I don't have the heart to run
So my special little Ted E are you ready?