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under stuffs

In winter time
I can’t stand the line
Created by briefs
And all the things worn underneath

They show up under denim
Under fleece and also cotton
So in summer when clothes are tighter
I prefer to wear something lighter.

I wear only a thong
If my skirts not that long
But generally I go bare
regardless of what i wear

My bras are a must
Cause I have a mothers bust
Though mostly thin and lacy
Most my bras are kinda racy

If wearing a dress
skimpy knickers are best
And a strapless bra is expected
Cause for my frame I’m heavy chested

If wearing jogger's and shorts
And clothes for the gym or sports
Then a sports bra’s a real goer
Other wise my lady lumps will get lower and lower

My mother tried to raise me well
Though I think I’ve probably put her through hell
See, very old fashioned is my mum
feeling you should never leave the house with out a well-covered bum

Though I keep my pieces hidden
I tend to let them continue breathin
Except in a 2 pc at the beach
Where I cover up top and underneath.

If I had to wear bottoms
Then I would go lace and cottons
But generally I’m carefree
Cause my bits i know you’ll never see.

though not to be mistaken
i know the risks i'm takin
when i leave with out bums on
i know that things could always go wrong

though never have i to this day
given my summer secret away
i've never flashed or exposed  
anything more than my knees or toes.

though still very much a lady
at 26 i'm still a baby
so i dress with respect
but i'm young what do you expect

so to all of you i say,
on this rather warm OZ spring day,
go free when you chose
you've got nothing to lose

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  • Ellis gold member
    January 25, 2008

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    Very Instructive

    Now I know where to come
    To learn just how to dress
    The way I looked before was dumb
    No longer do I look a mess

    Now I know what to put on
    And just what I should wear
    It is a talent now I hone
    This man is no more a square
    -----------


  • fleur de lys
    September 27, 2007

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    Oh I really love this poem, it is fun and refreshing to read. Most enjoyable. Best of luck in the voting dear friend.

    Hugs and love,
    Petratani


  • MargaretG
    September 27, 2007

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    Dear, you have covered the subject which does not cover you! This is cute and your opinions are delightfully expressed. Best of luck!


  • Hinemoa silver member
    September 25, 2007

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    Dear Cousin,
    Good advice you've given us. I like to go free when I'm in the house, in fact I'm that way now! And Heath loves it, he looks pretty spiffy though in his underdaks, when he has them on that is, which isn't very often. Not with me around!
    Just be careful on a windy day, and you know how you get dust storms there. with no knickers on who knows where the dust will go! Hehehehehe
    Great poem though Til.
    Love Hine.


    • Am8ur
      September 25, 2007
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      yes those dust storms ar real nasty. but i have never been caught by one yet.... you generally see them coming from the distance like a big red sheet closing over top of broken hill. but if i got dust anywhere under there then i guess i would have to get the dustman in to help me clean it up i thinkthe milk man the post man and the chimney sweep wouldnt be qualified in that department
      til


  • Terry-too silver member
    September 24, 2007

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    A commonsense look at what is hidden to us can be very funny, when we find logic in a nonsense poem. Darn near blinded me though, so late at night.
    Good luck!
    Terry

    • Am8ur
      September 25, 2007
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      i is sorry
      didnt mean to blind you lol
      it wa definately and interesting one to write about, i hae hd giggle at the other entries i have read. hough there ar still quite a few more yet to read lol
      til


  • angelica silver member
    September 24, 2007

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    Dear Til,
    I have seen your knockers (dressed of course) so I can vouch that they're whoppers and are real.Grampa would be very proud of them. When I was up there in 2005 it was very cold so you would've had your knicker's and bra on.You have to be very careful in summer that you don't trip and bare all.
    A beaut poem my dear Niece.
    Thank you for entering our group contest and good luck in the voting.
    Love A/J

    • Am8ur
      September 25, 2007
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      yes i try to be very VERY carful lol. i have rules.... no sort skirts ant high heels or platforms to be worn at the same time. and short skirts must never been worn if i am out wth kids as i am forever bending over to pic them up lol.

      though i am sure some wouldn't mind. but their wives would lol

      til


  • Yemassee gold member
    September 24, 2007

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    It's that rare combination of being humorous and really well written. I light-hearted poem that I bet set as big smile on our resident Boobologist, King Hugh's face! Just 26? You're still a babe in the woods, lucky you!

    • Am8ur
      September 25, 2007
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      well yeah i'm 26, i am 27 in 3 weeks though.... that means i am almost 30 lol but i still dam fine lol. just playin.
      til


  • hugh wyles silver member
    September 24, 2007
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    Dear Am8ur,

    When I looked at yore entry I frowned
    'coz it's bloody well got black background
    so yore words can't be seen
    even with my new screen
    an' I wish you'd stop foolin' around.

    We said "No black backgrounds" in the rules
    an' we didn't just write that for fools
    but yore grampa has fits
    when he can't read the bits
    'bout yore tits that he gawks at an' drools.

    An' those pics with yore sister-in-law
    where yore flashin' two pairs, makin' FOUR,
    are a view to be sighted
    makin' grampa excited
    like he never seen knockers before!

    Grampa reckons a girl's just a tart
    if she flashes her underneath part.
    All these new thongs an' things
    like a couple of strings,
    Granma sez are quite bad for his heart!

    But she's wrong, for a good female bod,
    on the beach almost right in the tod,
    sets his ageing heart racin'
    an' his corpuscles pacin'
    an' gives him a feelin' he's God!
    ~~~
    Cracker pome, luv. Good luck in the voting.
    Applause, luv an' hugs, (luvs ya in grate drippin' dollops!)
    XXX Gramps Hugh (R.)


    • Am8ur
      September 25, 2007

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      there ya go grampa.
      the back ground much brighter,
      for you i have changed it from black
      i have made it much lighter.

      this grandaughts so bad,
      i hope you still wuvs me ,
      for i didnt check the rules at all
      so please can you forgive me?

      if you could find it in your heart
      to make frieds with this tart

      then i ill make your stress worth it
      an email i will send of my tits that r perfect

      yes it a bribe
      but i'm sure you wont mind
      for the reward is so worth it
      unless you want to see my behind?

      in keeping with the contest topic
      i could send a pic of my arse
      but bare in mind it will be tasteful,
      i will make sure ts covered and not that disgraceful

      til

      • hugh wyles silver member
        September 25, 2007

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        Dear Grandawt!!

        Pleeze rush close up of both tits and arse coz it's freezin' here in my computer room and I need warmin' up.
        Orl is then forgiven.
        Luvs ya in big coagulated chunks. XXX Grampa.

        • Am8ur
          September 25, 2007
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          coagulated chunks?

          wow gramps thats new. i have never felt more love. i will get onto those pics rght away just be warned it will probaly steam up te room your in. or atleast your monitor dam hot shots they'l be lol.
          loves ya in super sexy slimy slops
          til


      • hugh wyles silver member
        September 25, 2007
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        Dear Grandawt!


  • Maureen silver member
    September 24, 2007

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    Very nicely done! I enjoyed the common sense approach you took talking 'bout what you wear and how you look.

    Best of Luck in the contest!

    Maureen


    • Am8ur
      September 25, 2007
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      ta much! lol it was heaps of fun lol. cant wait to go and read the other entries.
      til

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