Old Mcdonald had a farm.
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And on his farm he had a mutated cat.
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With a "Fshaaww" here,
And a "Fshaaww" there.
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Old Mcdonald had a farm.
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And on his farm he had a platypus.
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With a "........." here,
And a "........." there.
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Old Mcdonald had a farm.
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And on his farm he had a puggle.
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With a "Bark, bark" here.
And a "Bark, bark" there.
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Old Mcdonald had a farm.
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And on his farm he had an emo turkey.
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With a "*insert cutting sound here*"
And a "*insert cutting sound here*".
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Old Mcdonald had a farm.
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And on his farm he had a "Sorry" gameboard.
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With a "*clatter, clatter*" here,
And a "*clatter, clatter*" there.
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Old Mcdonald had a farm.
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ANd on his farm he had Mario.
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With a "It's-a-me!" here,
And a "It's-a-me!" there.
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Old Mcdonaled had a farm.
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And on his farm he had a pomato.
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With a "whatever sound a pomato makes" here,
And a "whatever sound a pomato makes" there.
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Author notes
This is better said then read. Sounds so much better when said.
A contest entry
- I want your funniest! by Angel Of Heaven99.
725 points, ended September 27, 2007, 12 entries
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500 points, ended January 5, 2008, 25 entries
Honorable mention
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Comments
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That is totally akward......"GO EMO TURKEY AND MARIO!"
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Brilliant!
Hahaha, this is pure genius. Especially the emo turkey and Mario part.
Good Luck!
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haha, this was funny. Sounds like something I would make up to get my kids to sleep or make them laugh at me
Thanks for entering and good luck!
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