Flinging Insults and Horrible Praises

Damn you Christians who're always damning me
I hope you burn in Hell
So I can torment you further
Oh, how fun that'd be

Hmmm, I want to say
Bless all of you Satanist wannabes
Simply to piss you all off
Tormenting you is a delight

Oh yes, blame the black people
For violence, sex and foul language
It's all their fault
Stupid rap artists

Now, let's get mad at the Mexicans
Those pond jumpers shouldn't be here
They're taking our jobs
And not even learning English

And those white people
They're always whining, bitching and moaning
Really, what use are they
Stupid cracker heads

Next, let's bash Bush
The lunatic doesn't know where Brazil is
And thinks America's the shit
Bush, you are a fucking moron

Then we can attack rap music
Retards Attempting Poetry
That's all rap is
I know, I'll write a rap about guns, drugs and pussy...not

Animal abusers, I'll kill all of you
You think you're so big and bad
Abusing defenceless creatures
Here's some advice: grow some balls and let the dog get them

Child abusers and molesters
What the hell is your issue
Those kids didn't do anything to deserve that abuse
And what's the matter, can't get laid by someone your own age

I insult the Pledge of Allegience too
Not everyone worships God
And why are we pledging allegience to a flag
It's an inanimate object, for Christsakes

Which reminds me, Jesus is a fake
Nobody can come back from the dead
"Son of God" or not
Just isn't done so there

Emo kids, do yourselves a favor
Slit your wrists and shut up
You whine over nothing
Damn pansies with stupid clothes and haircuts

People who think Harry Potter's bad
Shut the Hell up, it's a fictional character
It keeps our kids reading
Do you seriously want to live in an illiterate world

Preppy people, you're not better than anyone
Bet you're all walking STD's by now
That's why you're so hostile, isn't it
Jealous of us healthy people, you bastards

Now for my praises
Which are horrifying to most
Yet funny to others like myself
If you send hate mail, I'll kill you

All hail Jack the Ripper
Damn genius he was
Never got caught and targeted whores
Good job, man, good job

Yay for mass murderors and seriel killers
Good population control
Too bad you usually get caught
Well, have fun while you can

Can't forget Foamy the Squirrel
Teaching kids valuable lessons
Everyone needs a personal Foamy
Get on with the Squirrely Wrath

Thank you, Hugh Hefner
On behalf of all men who like bunnies
I'm a non-lesbian girl and I like the bunnies
Keep the bunnies coming, you old fart

Vince McMahon, thanks
You bring together sports entertainment and drama
Who doesn't like that combo
Just watch those steroids

Hooray for rock and metal musicians
You make the world much better
Screw everyone into rap and country
Rock all the way

On that note, we love Marilyn Manson
Sexy, truthful and straight forward
Those who blame you for shit are jealous
Because you're better than them

Let's also praise Vlad Tepes
You impaled many innocent people and those damn Turks while ruling Romania
Now nobody knows your buriel place
But Romania will never forget it's favorite prince

Now, Hitler, you were a good guy
But your cheese was never on your cracker
Population control is a wonderful thing
And you excelled at it

Gotta love strippers
Especially the ones in bondage gear
Mmmm, sexy indeed
My bf should take a clue...not

Oh yes, all hail horror movies
You make having sex while scared possible
Imagine that, sly dogs you
Everyone loves the really gorey ones too

Next Rob Zombie
Master singer and director
Halloween was a master piece
And everyone remembers Hellbilly Delux

Now for Criss Angel
You're an awesome man
Sexy as hell too
Do more levitations, they're great

Don Henrie, all vamps should bow to you
You brought us into the lime light
Who cares what others think
Hope for another season of Mad Mad House too

And Miss Anne Rice, even though you're religious now
Everyone thanks you for Lestat
He will never die
Hopefully, you'll come to your senses and write more Lestat books

Also Stephanie Meyer
Thanks for Edward, Jacob and Bells
They're so human for being monsters
Well, Edward and Jacob anyway

Finally Amelia Atwater - Rhodes
Keep on with Danica and Zane
with the Keisha'Ra in general
We all have our animals inside, you know