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"Going South"

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'Going South's' what it's all about,
(I'm somewhere in-between).
The 'girls' are used to some support
before they make the scene.

In their prime, they looked sublime,
'headlights' straight ahead.
They never failed to catch an eye
or turn a fellow's head.

A sexy bra, a see-through blouse,
a deep V showing mounds
was a sure-fired way to get
the fox chased by the hounds!

A bare top's bound to be a 'flop',
not a big sensation,
especially when competing with
a man's IMAGINATION!*

(*This applies only to me - not to
models, actresses, strip-teasers,
showgirls, and all you gorgeous girls
who have not yet 'gone south'..dangit)



Maureen Halasovski - September 21, 2007

Author notes

"With thousands of women squeezing their assets into the wrong kind of support, there's little wonder that misbehaving mammories and chronic back problems are the order of the day. With the female form in a constant state of flux as the years march on, experts suggest that you should go for a new bra fitting at least every six months, ensuring that your boobs are behaving exactly as they should.

But try as you might to stay 'perky', 'pert' and 'protruding with pride', no amount of banger scaffolding can completely halt the inevitable race to your navel. It seems that in that titanic tug of war to keep your Bristols from befriending your knees, gravity exerts the greatest pull."

(I found this on the 'net while 'researching' this project..it made me laugh..between the tears*..*j/k)


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  • Annastacia
    October 12, 2007

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    Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HA!!! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is sooooooooooo great!!! I say this because I am a firm believer in the right bra fitted correctly makes all the difference. It can make you look like you had that $6000 boob job you always wanted!!!. I recommend you find a specialty shop with a seamstress on site that can do alterrations. Thats what I did!!! WooHoo! This was great!!!
    Anna


    • Maureen silver member
      October 13, 2007
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      Hi Anna!

      So nice to hear from you again! I'm going to take your advice and find a seamstress in a specialty shop that can do alterrations. Buying bras is one of those things I put off because it's so hard to find one that's really comfortable. I have one now that I have to take back because I'm not happy with it. I believe you're right when you say the right bra fitted correctly makes all the difference. Thanks for your input and nice comment.

      By the way, you look GREAT!

      Maureen


  • MargaretG
    September 27, 2007

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    Goodness, scholarship as well as humour! Well done, Maureen, this was fun to read. I especially like stanza 4, how true! Good luck!


  • Am8ur
    September 25, 2007

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    wow! so thats what i got to look forward to? NO FAIR
    i think i gonna go bed and sulk lol.
    great entry!
    til


  • Terry-too silver member
    September 25, 2007

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    A beautifully written piece of rhythmic reading, secure in its form, and a snappy ending too. But wherever did you FIND that illustration?

    I enjoyed it thoroughly! Great stuff!
    Terry


    • Maureen silver member
      September 25, 2007
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      Thank you, Terry. Re: the illustration...I used "google" hoping to find a good cartoon but was 'inspired' by that pic' and decided to use it instead.

      Maureen


  • Yemassee gold member
    September 24, 2007
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    Weird, my comment just disappeared. I edited a typo and poof it was gone, not that it was anything memorable, lol. Did you get it? Let me see if I can find it:

    on "Going South" by Maureen, 4 minutes ago
    Nah, no tears, show me a person that doesn't age and I'll show you someone who didn't live very long.

    Men are visual creatures, I guess I shouldn't speak for them all, and often (as you wrote) leaving something to the imagination is more pleasing than just seeing it all.

    Now me, in the past I've written about my mildly odd obsessions for pony tails, noses, and the curve of the bended waist, so there are lots of things (that people might not realizw) that should be admired about the appearance of the opposite sex.

    Wow, I've been relatively serious...I must be sick...I must have some stupid story about moose and Moxie to tell.


  • Yemassee gold member
    September 24, 2007

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    Nah, no tears, show me a person that doesn't age and I'll show you someone who didn't live very long.

    Men are visual creatures, I guess I shouldn't speak for them all, and often (as you wrote) leaving something to the imagination is more pleasing than just seeing it all.

    Now me, in the past I've written about such my mildly odd obsessions for pony tails, noses, and the curve of the bended waist, so there are lots of things (that people might not realizw) that should be admired about the appearance of the opposite sex.

    Wow, I've been relatively serious...I must be sick...I must have some stupid story about moose and Moxie to tell.


    • Maureen silver member
      September 25, 2007
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      I'm glad you were serious about this subject. I appreciate your feedback. It's encouraging to know that some men can see 'beauty' in the most unexpected places.

      Maureen


  • hugh wyles silver member
    September 23, 2007

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    Dear Maur,

    Why is it that an upright boob's
    considered so superior
    to one that's fallen down the tubes
    and, therefore, judged inferior?

    To me, a boob on any bird,
    whatever may befall,
    is obviously to be preferred
    to having none at all!

    In my lifetime experience,
    boobs come in different sizes,
    and it is just plain commonsense
    that they can't ALL win prizes!

    The boob that somewhat lower sits,
    may well gain points for size of tits!
    ~~~
    Thanks for excellent entry, erudite Author's note and graphic picture (although I must say a personal snap like Jenelda's can be more telling.)
    Best of luck in the voting.
    Applause, love and hugs, XXX Hugh (R.)


    • Maureen silver member
      September 25, 2007
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      Dear Hugh,

      As always, I enjoyed your poem and wit...just the right size, just the right 'fit'.

      Love and Hugs,
      Maureen


  • Hinemoa silver member
    September 22, 2007

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    OHH That cream, I have asked too.
    They sure do go South when we reach a certain age, mine are OK at the moment, I guess it's all the massaging Heath does that keeps them perky!hehehehe
    A corker of a poem my dear Maureen.
    Love Hine


  • jenelda silver member
    September 22, 2007

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    Dear Maureen,
    I have asked Joan for the name of the cream but she says her friend won't tell her! And mine are beginning to head south! It's amazing how great they look when we're young for sure.
    A great poem Maureen, good luck in contest.


  • catz Moderators member
    September 21, 2007

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    Oh, just what I needed, important facts concerning the downfall of the nation in general Or was that the drooping of the nation... I do envy those young breasts floating around out there, though. And their owners all seem to be so proud of them... but just wait, their day is coming...

    Oh well... but wait... what about that cream Angelica's friend uses and swears by... give us a name,Joan... hurry!!! There's not much time left.

    A fun poem, Maureen and I wish you good luck in the contest

    Dee


    • Maureen silver member
      September 22, 2007
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      Yes, the cream...we need the name of that cream BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

      Thanks for asking, Dee, I didn't want to seem too eager!

      Maureen


  • Blushfulmoon silver member
    September 21, 2007

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    excellent~

    Well
    I have no breast to go south even north roflmao
    This made me laugh so.....thanks so much for that sis...
    And believe you me if I had breast I would indeed too start stroking...LOL
    Best of luck in the contest..
    Love you
    Your Ky sis
    Susan~~~


    • Maureen silver member
      September 22, 2007
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      Thanks, Sis! I'm glad it made you laugh, my "down south" KY sis!

      Love you,
      Maureen


  • angelica silver member
    September 21, 2007

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    Dear Maureen,
    Very true my friend, it's very hard to stop them going south, although I have a friend in her middle fifty's who massages her's every day with cream and she often goes out without a bra and they are the envy of all of us, no sagging with hers they stand up proud, and they're not small either. A great poem my dear Soul/Sister.
    Thank you for entering our huguenauties group contest and good luck in the voting.
    Live Joan


    • Maureen silver member
      September 21, 2007
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      Dear Joan,

      Thanks for your encouragin' words, my sweet Soul/Sister.
      I didn't think those creams worked (but 'seein's believin')! Think I'll start strokin'!

      Love,
      Maureen

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