as he walked past the door
No, I wasn't looking mate
besides, my eyesight's poor
Oh thank goodness for that
as he's going to the loo
That would have been too much
even for a rellie like you
Oh, holy snappin' turtles
he's now going out the back
I wonder if he'll do his pee
and on return lose track
Oh My Lawdy close your eyes
NO... open them and look
He's feeling along the windows
searching for the entry nook
Can you see his donger dangling
as he passes all that glass
Oh mercy be you're both related
and you're the one with class
Will you stop laughing Cuz
and should we lock him out
Would be fun to leave the locals
in no dangle donger doubt
Will you quit laughing Cuz
I have tears all down my cheek
But quick he's reached the last pane
have one more dangle donger peek!
What an end to an evening
of so much sorrow for us two
Raise your drink and clink with me...
Cheers to a wide screen view!
Silver trophy winner
Adding your comment:
Thanks heaps for adding a shiny one to this my Revenge of the EX write.
Gosh that was too funny 
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The Mister 
