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the Dangers of Eating An Apple In a Pta Meeting

they kicked me out of the PTA
for peeling and eating an apple
with my handy pocket knife

they claimed i was going to stab someone
said i was a danger to society
said they were alert, but not alarmed
but i think the real reason was that
i just sat there every meeting
with my handy pocket knife

peeling and eating my apple

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ha wow this poem is silly

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  • Melodies
    September 20, 2007

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    HA!! Made me smile!

    I can just see this happening! They might kick you out because of your knife. Very funny!