I LOVE EGGS! Fried eggs! Scrambled eggs! Omelettes! Hard boiled eggs!
Soft boiled eggs! egg sandwiches! green eggs and ham! Easter eggs!
Deviled Eggs! Egg salad! Raw eggs! Poached eggs! More fried eggs!
Ok, I want poems about eggs! Write about your favorite type of eggs!
Please do not rhyme, I hate rhyme! No metafor either, what is that anyway?
I don't care about spelling, as long as you spell eggs correctly! E, double G, S!
Please write from your heart! Don't use fancy words, like spatula or spork!
Please don't belittle eggs! They have been beaten enough.
Don't be offensive, by talking about colestrawl
and bad things like that! That upsets the chickens!
Rules:
NO BACON
NO SAUSAGE
NO HAM
NO TOAST
NO HASHBROWNS
NO COFFEE
NO MUFFINS
NO BAGELS
NO FAKE EGGS (Like Eggbeaters, yucky!)
JUST REAL FREE RANGE OMEGA 3 NO ANTIBIOTICS CHICKEN EGGS
No profanity or erotic content, please!
No pictures of naked eggs sunbathing by the pool!
This is a family contest!
MINIMUM 50 LINES!
BE NICE!
PRIZES!
Gold 5000 points!
Silver 2000 points!
Bronze 1000 points!
Honorable Mention- what the H E double hockey sticks is that?
Closes after 200 entries or by Easter (Egg Day!)
Prewrites allowed!
Author notes
Do Re Me La So Fa Te Do!
In a list
A contest entry
- Create a Fake Contest Page by Midnight-x-Rose.
300 points, ended September 22, 2007, 6 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Please don't belittle eggs! They have been beaten enough.
Thank you for the good morning laugh. This was creative and hysterical...Thanks for sharing, Great job with that prompt!
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Looks as if you like eggs! More like LOVE eggs! Great presentation on this page - lots of eggs... Poets can write about anything and make it funny....
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haha i like this its cute great idea for a contest. gives people something to think about
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now I have egg on my face
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Love the backround and YUM!!!
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I love eggs too.... this was so funny, I was fooled... never the less, I do love eggs...
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Congrats on....
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This reminds me of a song I had to sing in German class:
Wir Haben... Hunger, hunger, hunger; haben hunger, hunger, hunger; haben hunger, hunger, hunger, haben durst.
and
Wir haben kaese, kaese, kaese; haben kaese, kaese, kaese, haben kaese, kaese, kaese, haben WURST!
Just some food for thought
LOL
I think you ought to turn this into a real contest, Auntie
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A couple of people thought it was real.
Maybe I will! (with a few changes)
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I laughed so hard never thought eggs could be so entertaining. It had be laughed so hard. Did you know 30 min of hard laughter is like working out for an hour. I had my work out for today. Thanks for you kind words.
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I'm glad you liked it, Brenda!
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You got me scrambled and beaten to an eggflip from the far side of the carton...here I was wondering how eggsactly to poach on this contest and come out sunnyside up!!! GRRRR!!! Absolutely brilliant my friend and hope to see you on the flip side with a golden hash brown in hand!
MWAH
Linda
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Love your creative comment, my friend.
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sure fooled me! thank you for the jolly laugh! great job here sis! keep designing and writing! God bless you always
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oh DUH!
i guess i should have read the dang page before i commented you're so silly. i remember seeing this contest now about the fake contests. i must say, this would have been a doozie
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this is so cute eggs? hmmmmmmmmm don't know if i could come up with a poem about them but i really like your background
good luck with your contest be well and be blessed
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Very sneaky
Way to promote your contest in the group IM's without promoting it
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LMAO!! What a contest! And the background is wonderful. Heehee, I think you have come up with the best fake contest so far. You have a terrific imagination and great talent to go along with it. Good luck.
Jeannie -
Great background
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Oh Dear! I was thinking you must have been tired when writing, and was going to 'helpfully' suggest some spelling corrections...while thinking I could do a poem on robin's eggs.....
I completely "swallowed" this one! Love the border and background colors. Text very readable. And quite funny and entertaining!
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Excellent
Oh my this is creative. And so funny. Best of luck in the contest.
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Lol this one is funny. I hate it when people start making contests about really obscure things that just don't fit in any category at all, they just are strange. I loved the idea it's silly but eggs are nice, especially the white! Loved the whackiness and the rules
Please don't egg me
bad joke Stef .
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LOL this is incredible. I was thinking what can one write about eggs and then I saw before easter. Thinking but it is before Christmas. LOL Well done.
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Egg on my face!
I was confused thinking I was looking at a real contest page when I asked for a poem on "return the favour".
Having confessed that, I suspect I have only boosted your status as one who convincingly creates a fake contest page.
All the best in the contest. Jadon
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Thanks!
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And here I was just thinking of a great egg poem! Oh gge!
Fun parody!
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I added an egg background. Check it out now!
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