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What I DON'T Wear in Summer!

What I DON’T Wear in Summer!

For ME to wear a bra would be ridiculous
the very thought of it is unmeticulous.
In Summer I don’t even wear a vest
for Hine likes to see my naked chest.

At home we often both divest our tops
(her gorgeous, bra-less breastwork never flops!)
I love to see her without blouse or shirt
and nothing underneath her brief grass skirt!

Of course I don’t go round in ladies’ knickers
and men who do are seriously sickers.
If you want to know my secret choice of undies,
it’s Y-front Jockey shorts (aka “grundies”).

To ask such private questions is a bummer
but that is what I do not wear in Summer!.

Heathcote Giffen, September 20th. 2007.

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  • MargaretG
    September 27, 2007

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    It sounds very comfortable Heath, and amusing too. This is a fun and funny sonnet, well done and good luck!


  • Am8ur
    September 25, 2007

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    y fronts hey? geat fashion statement.... just ask homer simpson... are you a homer? i find his beer barrel to be super sexy.... NOT! lol

    can i also add. on theknews the other night, there were imges of some of the hottest ausie leaague playes training and they were wearin boy bras and they still looked dam fine! lol
    loves ya
    til

  • Yemassee gold member
    September 24, 2007

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    We called them grundies when I was a kid, but never heard that said outside of Maine, cool.

    You and Hine, you're both taking lots of vitamins lately I see!

    I'm seriously sickers!

    Good luck in the contest Heath but you and Ima have both won before so I think I'm voting for Hinemoa this time, which I'm sure you won't mind.


  • jenelda silver member
    September 22, 2007

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    Dear Heath,
    Hmmm Hine must really get you going in her grass skirt with nothing on underneath!
    I'm glad you at least wear your Y grundies when you go out! I told Hine you are both a DOW and a DOM!
    At least it's it's in the pivacy of your own home and not in the Castle grounds like you used to do.
    Love Jen.


  • Maureen silver member
    September 21, 2007

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    Enjoyed the 'unveiling' of your private wear! Good Luck in the contest!

    ♥ Maureen


  • catz Moderators member
    September 20, 2007

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    Well, now that we have the intimate details we needed regarding Hine and your inhouse activities we can at least take abreath. You two had us panting hard in anticipation

    Good luck in the contest
    Dee


  • fleur de lys
    September 20, 2007

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    Dear Heath,

    It is nice to wear grundies but it is nice to not, especially when it gets very hot, and hot you must when Hine is free, and what you do is for no-one to see, your poetry is great as always we know, so go ahead and give Hine a show. Best of luck in the contest dear friend.

    Hugs and love,
    Petratani


  • Hinemoa silver member
    September 19, 2007

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    My Dearest Heath,
    I know you always love to see me without undies on, it always get's your heart pumping and we end up anywhere in the house. But when you do wear grundies you look just as sexy.
    great poem my dear Husband.
    Love always Hine.


  • angelica silver member
    September 19, 2007

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    Dear Nephew Heath,
    I remember when I was over there, goinng to your place and having to wait until we got the ALL CLEAR signal to enter and boy! did you and Hine look flushed!
    You two are unreal, don't you ever stop?
    And I asked the question coz it was my birthday and I was in a naughty mood.
    A lovely Sonnet you have written though.
    Thankyou for entering our huguenauties contest and good luck in the voting.
    Love A/J


  • hugh wyles silver member
    September 19, 2007

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    Dear Heathcote,

    I find that Jockey shorts are too restrictive
    but suppose it all depends on your perspective.
    Cotton boxer shorts for me
    which let everything hang free,
    (even swimming in the sea) are more effective.

    But this is a free country and everyman is entitled to his own preference. Experience has taught me NOT to enter your home without knocking first and waiting for you or Hinemoa to give an all-clear (although, in my many years of boobological research, I have seen it all before.)

    You should not be fazed by the questions that this contest poses. It is a scientific survey which Angelica and I are conducting.

    Applause for your sonnet, good luck in the voting and much love as ever.
    Hugh (R.)


  • AshleySmashley
    September 19, 2007
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    Haha. I like it. because im just like her.. Lol
    Good job!

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