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Braless Wonder

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Braless Wonder 
 
When summertime rolls around
and the temperature is blazing hot
I seldom wear my undies
they’re too warm, I need them not

And when it comes to bras
year round I like to feel more free
and confining bras just are a pest
so braless I will choose to be

Who says that I have to conform
just because my figure’s past it’s prime
confinement goes against my grain
I’ll take freedom anytime

So what if my boobs may sag a bit
and the pencil test doesn’t work for me
it’s comfort which is above all else
try it, you’ll like it, yes, you’ll see

I even saw the neighbor boys watch
as I strolled down the street
appreciation showing in their eyes
though I tried to be discreet

So loosen up, take a break
from what’s expected of us all
take time to appreciate now
there’s nothing like a la naturale

Dee Garner
© September 18, 2007

Another silly huguenauties contest entry

Author notes

I choose to no longer support the support manufactures... they've already gotten rich off of me

Maxine cartoon image by Jim Wagner

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  • Pattiboo silver member
    September 9

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    I also go la naturale
    cos I don't need a cup
    I used to have some boobies
    but my kids they ate them up.
    a plunging necklines not for me
    there's nothing to conceal
    in skin tight sweaters likewise
    there is nothing to reveal.
    if kids should chance to stare at me
    for sure you'll here them joke
    is that an ancient female
    of a funny looking bloke.


    • catz Moderators member
      September 9
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      HAHAHA.. this is priceless, Pattiboo Thanks for the read and such a delightful comment. I bet you and I could write a book, maybe two... one G-rated for the kiddies growing up and one for the mature ones who can appreciate that maturity in humor
      Dee


  • Wayne Leon Learmond
    March 26, 2008

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    Hahha. That was great. I can see why this won a trophy. Great imagery there.

    Wayne Leon


  • klassy lassy
    October 1, 2007

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    I would feel naked, untrussed in broad daylight
    but a sigh of relief excapes me every night.
    I unhook at least a dozen hooks, think of all the nerve
    I've yet to get before I flaunt the freedom I deserve.
    My mom-in-law went shopping, came home, said nothing fit.
    She couldn't fine a thing she liked, but that was half of it:
    Tired and disappointed, she her bathrobe donned,
    and found she'd forgot that day to put her band-aids on!
    And not one knew the difference as she left the house in haste,
    But not so me, my pillowed chest would fall beneath my waist.

    Love this write!

    • catz Moderators member
      October 1, 2007
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      I love your comment, klassy lassy... I used to feel that way, too but I guess age has mellowed me out, made me into a 'what the hell' kind of person. I mostly do what feels good, though I do don a bra when going out in public...usually


  • Blankscreen2222
    September 28, 2007

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    This is a very humourous piece.
    The bit about the pencil really made me laugh.
    Let it all hang out- yes indeed why not?

    I've enjoyed reading this one.
    Thankyou.


    • catz Moderators member
      October 1, 2007
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      haha.. thanks for your fun comment


  • MargaretG
    September 27, 2007

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    Yes, indeed, comfort is beyond price, and happens to be free. These are cute verses, Dee, I enjoyed the poem very much.


  • Am8ur
    September 25, 2007

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    ah yes imust admi, i havent yet thecourage to leave the house with out my over the shoulder boulder holder, but, i near on always rip it off as soon as get through the front door.
    til


  • Terry-too silver member
    September 25, 2007

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    But Dee, it was supposed to be silly! Even so the poem retained its form, perhaps more perfectly than we ourselves could do. I guess! I'm curious about the pencil test...does it ave something to do with placing a pencil on your shelf, and timing how long it stays there?

    Terry

    • catz Moderators member
      September 25, 2007
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      Lol... Thanks, Terry Years ago when going braless was just getting to be the vogue thing there was a lot of criticizm regarding who couuld get away with going braless. Someone devised this test... if you could place a pencil under your boob and it wouldn't stay in place then it was okay to not wear a bra. Well I doubt if I could have passed that test anytime after the age of about 12 so of course I wore a bra all the time. But now, as the years have piled on, I figure, what the hell... if it feels good, do it

      Dee


  • J aime Coudre silver member
    September 24, 2007

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    Cute poem Sis

    Looks like you have another winner here...Good luck in this contest...will check back later read a few more and to see how you are doing...


  • Yemassee gold member
    September 24, 2007

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    I've yet to read one entry in support of the bra so far...Mariza started one in support (pun intended) but wouldn't enter it.

    If I were a woman I'd be a liberated one because wearing a bra just would be more than I could stand.

    So how old were these boys? You could have gotten arrested for contributing to the delinquency of minors.

    In that cartoon, what on earth is the dog doing, peeking from behind the chair? I was almost afraid to ask.

  • Suzanne Dia
    September 24, 2007

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    Hehe.
    Bras are overrated
    I personally have always been pretty attached to mine, but really, overall, I think you're right

    Oh..and you made me laugh, too


  • Hinemoa silver member
    September 22, 2007
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    Golly gosh Dee, I love your poem, and you definitely don't need to conform, it's you right to wear (or not wear)what ever you want.I love the part about the neighbour boys what a blast!
    Good luck in the voting.


  • jenelda silver member
    September 22, 2007

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    Wow Dee, To get approving glances from the neighbourhood kids they must still look pretty good.
    I'm with you in the summer heat, inside I go without as it's too hot!
    Great poem dee and good luck in voting.


  • Maureen silver member
    September 21, 2007

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    Dear Dee,

    There's nothing like 'feelin' free' and if you can still get approving glances as you walk down the street, more power to ya!!! Enjoyed your poem! Good Luck in the contest!


  • fleur de lys
    September 20, 2007

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    Dearest Dee,

    LOL! You sure had me rolling on the floor with this one. Maxine is great and so is your poem. Best of luck in the contest dear friend.

    Love and hugs,
    Petratani xo


  • hugh wyles silver member
    September 19, 2007

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    Dear Dee,

    With the unrelenting ravages of Time
    and deterioration past a certain stage,
    even most awesome boobs get past their prime,
    succumbing sadly to advancing age.

    But, though they may lose some of the attraction
    which, in their younger days they'd had for sure,
    they still provide a certain satisfaction
    to older men who've also grown 'mature'.

    I'm thrilled to learn that you release your paps
    and hope, from street boys, you discern no snickers.
    Please email me your most revealing snaps
    and tell me: Do you also wear no knickers?

    Let not these dire considerations trouble you
    for D O M's all love a D O W!

    ~~~

    Thankyou for sharing your explicit entry and that beaut Maxine pic!. Good luck in the voting.
    Applause, love and hugs as ever, XXX Hugh (R.)


  • Wesley Storer
    September 19, 2007
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    Funny

    Words to the Wise! Hey! Those are some nice looking pussy cats up there! Maxine grooves!


  • morningstar1948 gold member
    September 19, 2007

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    Yea sis is braless

    I burn my bra the day I was 16 and we had a big Bon fire on the high school ground. You should of sent us all. over 2,000 of us threw them in the fire. That the day liberated womens began. I have them and refuse to wear them only in church. But as soon as we get out the door I take it off in the car. My daddy said one day to me.. Home come all the woman feel the need to be braless. So my mother put her bra on him and made him week is for the whole weekend. Didnt last over 24 hours and gave us four girls permission to go braless. Lolssss But I was quite shock when my mother took hers off also.. Right now to this day I still not wear one but to church. Good thing Church service only last an hour. lolssss. I love your poem sis
    Your sis
    Morningstar

  • Hinemoa silver member
    September 19, 2007

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    Hi Dee, I'm glad you've joined us Ladies who love to be free, especially when it get's too hot.
    Goodonya Dee, a great poem.
    Hine.


  • angelica silver member
    September 19, 2007

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    Dear Dee, GO GIRL GO! Good for you, in summer I too like to go braless and knicker free, it's much more comfy and cool in the house without them.
    A great poem my friend.
    thankyou for entering our huguenaties group contest and good luck in the voting.
    Love Joan.


  • leo2
    September 19, 2007

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    I've been racking my brain to come up with a response to this clever ditty but all I can think of is benignly nonsense that being a bare set of titties. Good luck in the contest.

    Sincerely,
    Leo Long

    • catz Moderators member
      September 19, 2007
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      Thank you, Leo... I hope you enjoyed this silly poem. I finally found a use for one of the dozens of Maxine cartoons I have


      Dee

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