Proper Victorian Etiquette
The beauty of one’s charm, framed by her dress,
enhanced by movements as she walks with grace,
gives air to good breeding, not to excess,
whilst gentlemen notice and stay in their place.
We must grace a room with a soft finesse,
wearing scented perfume with a floral trace.
Follow the rules from the things you learn here
and you will be cherished, I promise you dear.
The question comes up, 'tis not easy to learn;
what should I do with my arms and my hands?
With a bit of practice you will discern,
keep them close to your waist; some ladies hold fans.
Keep your skirt fluffed out, it’s quite a concern,
keep your movements deliberate, follow your plans.
Now wearing your dress you must properly sit,
You must float in the chair as grace will permit.
Next is the step you should never remiss.
Avoid the young man who captures your eye,
you can catch a disease conveyed by a kiss.
Be always polite with a dainty reply.
Let everyone know you’re a sweet young miss.
Keep your hanky ready if you feel you should cry.
The reason for all these rules we have carried
is to find the right man to love and be married.
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