There they pose...
midst carnations
and Rose, in their tuxedo's
and pinched little toes;
An infusion of cream, whafting
just out of scene, is the mother of bride (don't you know)
she's in a big rush, she's forgot her toothbrush,
so away she most hurriedly goes;
Now this lady, she paid a quick visit,
to the "ladies"to top up her gloss...;
but she didn't take care and as she took her chair,
all the world had a glimpse at the view;
Now the titters were something to smile at
and the haw- haws were very unkind,
so the moral you know, is take care when you go...
no revealing a naked behind.
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A contest entry
- Frightful Food and Other Fiascos by Mirthryl.
1600 points, ended September 21, 2007, 8 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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how embarrassing for her lol congrats and I hope this was not a real scenario though lol
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Yes, it was real...thank goodness I was not the lady in question but it makes one think how easily these things happen
Many thanks for your kind comments, as always, very much appreciated 
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Thanks for entering. Very well written, with internal rhyme. I don't quite get it, though. Aren't there doors to the stalls. Or did she lift too early?
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Lol, neither the dress got hooked inside the knickers (panties) and there was rear exposure
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Oh no! so she returned to her seat in the dining room that way? That's horrifying!
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Oh, how horrifying!!! And at the wedding!!! Worse. A very visual poem, (to bad for the mom)! Thanks for sharing this hilarious piece. Good luck in the contest.
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Thank you I have a wicked sense of humor (much to my disgrace)
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Oh, dear!
First stanza, neat sum-up of wedding party photo session! "an infusion of cream", lovely description!
Entertaining 3rd stanza, kindly observation and counsel to finish. Nice rhyming and good flow. Very entertaining!
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Thank you
Glad you enjoyed
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