Wilhelmina, Wilhelmina
a real cwazy broad
A dash of insane
with a sprinkle of odd
Runs with sharp scissors
and jumps on her bed
Cuts all the crusts
off of her bread
Crosses her eyes
and screws up her face
... to see if it stays
or goes back into place
Splashes through puddles
with bangs in her eyes
Likes bending the truth
and telling white lies
Will swim after eating
defying a cramp
Guzzles her beer
and burps like a champ
Sliding down bannisters
it's why they were made
Will only do things
that are strictly forbade
Loves playing leap frog
and climbing up trees
Spit bubbles are fun
and blown with such ease
Taunts in e-flat
the best note for mocking
She's sarcastic and wicked
and sometimes quite shocking
A stripey sock girl
of the naughtiest kind
and for those who dont like it
they can kiss her behind
~
Adding your comment:
gawl! What's so outrageous about her. Sheesh. I used to eat my boogers in front of the girls and and I used to stomp bugs to spray on the girls sneakers and and I used to be ... well, my mom said I was a little "snot box" .... 
... and although yer friend is one of a kind, and a free spirit and altogether lovable, well, okay, i admit the spit bubble was something i never thought of until i was at least out of college, and the rest of it just followed naturally. I was v ery well behaved as a child.
thank you!
Appreciate the applause too ,
I love this cute little poem 
I for one never want to grow up, and it sounds as though you don't either 
Awesome write 
