Dedication:-
Other people's pets can be a problem
Sometimes they bite, sometimes their owners do.
But other pairs of pets and their pet owners
Simply make you wish you had one too
So to this pair of owner and his ownee
I say I think you are the top
And if you can remember either name or number
Please direct me to the same pet shop!
Poem:-
There once was a slave with no luck
At rhyming she felt like a schmuck
But when master was there
She just didn't care
She had plenty of talent to ...
But she felt the poetic affront
So she sometimes would give it a punt
She gave master no rhyme
But she gave him good time
By her poetical use of her ...
If her poetry went all to bits
And love verse got people in fits
She's still beat my rhyme
At almost any time
Simple because she has ....
Author notes
The limericks were posted in message to Tattboyspet who asked me to post them for others to enjoy, happy to oblige.
PLease comment below. Spelling or rhyming or scanning corrections welcome.
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Very cool set of limericks and i am sure that she enjoyed them as well. But, i have to say that she is not as innocent as you proclaim
and maybe only well behaved on occasions... for i know her as a fellow SAM 
**Master Ktulu** -
I found the limerick to be fun
Because I love to play with a pun
My pet's not a poodle
she's the whole caboodle
And she retains the power to stun
A slave should still receive the respect
And allusion to be dogs should be checked
If you're not in the "scene"
Then don't be over keen
'Cause that way relationships are wrecked
I suggest you learn what is a slave
Dip your toe in and try to be brave
BDSM's a life
With potential for strife
And can sometimes make you look a knave
A slave is her Master's possession
To treat with the utmost discretion
So always take a pause
Before nudging the laws
To lessen the chance of transgression
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Disrespect I would never intend
To any acquaintance or friend
I must be a noodle
To call her a poodle
My poem I'll try to amend
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lol - alrightythen ...
although I don't recall asking you to post it, Master and i did find it really funny ... 
no worries - perhaps it will give others a laugh too
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Saying I could/asking me too what's the difference :-)
As long as you liked it. I hope the new intro (which you hadn't seen) was OK too. -
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i think it would be best if i left Master to comment on that
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Oh my God...
...talk about hilarious. I love the "mystery" of leaving out the last word, it made this even better than it would have been if they'd been put in there. A little bit of artistic freedom which turns out brilliantly. Loved this!
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One of the beauties of rhyme
Is the reader can see where your going
And as a pot this gives you the time
To suggest what you mean without knowing
And then when you've set out your stall
And your reader is carefully lulled
You can disrupt how they're playing the ball
As they think that there wine has been...
Poured through the wrong strainer!
I had to leave the last words off because I try to avoid being too explicit. Tough when writing good limericks!
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