Ladies, ladies, all he wants is a little love… He may look brutish, caveman-ish, even depraved but look into his sweet puppydog face- oh how he’s been so misconstrued the tenderist of tenders from this guy just ooze and ooze- He’ll melt like butter in your sympathetic hands if he were a dog he’d bring you his collar… he’ll let you explore (him!) to your heart’s content and then love you until every last molecule's spent. He’s such a sensitive and understanding guy, bloke, and chap- it would be a public service for you to accept! and I can think of less fulfilling things to blow a $50 on… (hard cash, up front... OK, credit cards accepted) Instructions for Using This Product: Open slowly while pointing away from yourself. Stroke gently. Smack the bottom to induce flow. Warning: Misuse of this product may result in rashes, warts, and sleepless nights of woeful regret. So come, ladies, bring a little love. A Last Word of Warning: Just beware- do not become lost in his eyes, or parting may become impossible… |
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A contest entry
- Stud For Hire (Adults Only Contest) by Touchof1der.
2469 points, ended October 26, 2007, 5 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Instructions for Using This Product:
Open slowly while pointing away from yourself.
Stroke gently.
Smack the bottom to induce flow.
OMG! You guys are something else here
Very creative add and you definitely have the hurry up while supplies last feeling! Sheesh at $50 he'll be busy for awhile and leave enough for the rest of the men here to place your ads
all the best in the contest
Blessings~
~Joy
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Awwww Mama's son is so enchanting. Mom will never stroke him or provoke him just lots of hugs for him, and no way could he ever be a "Stud for Hire for me" Sorry darlin' but in my book I say Yuk, you loose. You're my son after all. LMAO I'm not wishing you luck in this contest because me and Kim can in no way choose you. So, you just did this for fun right? Bless your heart. Thanks!
Mom
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LMAO
Only you Wayne could come up with something so creative and hysterical as this Your sense of humor is one to be wreckoned with when armed with a pen So loving this one! Bravo!
Bel
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This is just too damn funny dor words. I do believe that with your pricing index, this is going to be one very busy man. I hope you have stcok in vitamins!
Great job here! Best of wishes to you in the contest and keep that pen handy dear poet. ~Midnight Lace
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Had to come back i was sent this link to read about stud for hires lmao..i have one do you think i need another...golly gee....
really now..im young but shit not that young..
Good luck to you. again..
Tory
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ROFLMAO, $50.00 cheap at twice the price huh? Best of luck to you in this contest. I was pulled into it by Bel..
...Scott
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Pulled into what ???
And Wbiro 50 darling i will take two...
Sheeesh thought women were cheap.
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$50 thats all....dam hes cheap! LOL Best of luck!
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This just has me sooo cracking up son. You have done an awesome job here. I can see this was written with him in mind too. Thanks for taking the time to enter the contest and good luck!
♥ Touchof1der
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thanks, I had to set the standard low so you'd get more entries!
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Pfft! Hush with words like that!
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somehow wayne, this doesn't surprise me coming from you
this was cute, thanks for sharing. best of luck in the contest. be well and be blessed
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thanks, now you know this wasn't advertizing me...!
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Lmao i see i see...No more late chats or lack of lmao with you my friend...advertizing i just dont se eyou doing lmao..50$
Oh good grief.
Your too much.
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now you know this advertizement wasn't about me, I hope! Nooooooo! lol the contest, the contest...!
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It reminded me of the "looking for love" column in the paper!
Haha, this made me giggle!
Well done!
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woah! I didn't expect you to be reading this stuff! Love column... hmmm...
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