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Junkyard Wedding

We had an old 67 Chevy bed,
Full of grub.
Vienna's, pig ears, crawfish pie,
And our wedding cake was shaped like a bathtub.

In that old junkyard we held our wedding,
The smell of oil, and rust,
And all the darn dust.

Were rednecks you see,
We get down with the ye-haw.
I did'nt ware no dress,
I'm right comfy in my overalls.

My better half was there to match,
With his cowboy boots,
And his coon hide cap.

Had all our relatives,
With there loaded shot guns.
With all those old cars,
They'd unload and have some fun.

That old junkyard been around for years,
All my family got hitched here,
And never shed a single tear.




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  • Aerden gold member
    June 19

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    I love this poem; it is just plain fun! Thank you so much for entering my contest. I read this and had fond imagiings of Larry the Cable Guy and the Clampetts. It's good to see poetry that can make the reader smile.


  • Sue Cardwell gold member
    January 15, 2008
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    Thank you for your entry in our contest. Please join us in future contests.

    Sue and Jeff


  • gigbob18
    December 22, 2007

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    HAHA

    LOL This was a great and hilarious poem!!!! you did a great job on this write.
    Best of luck in the contest.


  • Angel Of Heaven99
    September 25, 2007

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    This is great! Very funny. My family is very redneck and we live in what used to be a junkyard a long time ago...hehe of course it's much prettier nowI love it! Great job and good luck!


  • PassionsPromise gold member
    September 15, 2007

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    im needing that 67 chevy bed do you still have it????LMAO this was awesome. best wishes to you in this contest poet. awesome job.
    tory


  • Melodies
    September 15, 2007

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    An inspiring poem! Making me so glad!

    The loaded shotguns is a perfect touch! Imagery here that gives the reader a front row seat! Also, after I read this poem I got the idea of a junkyard where people paid admission and then they got to smash and destroy things. Could be called "Junk Mania." You could have your wedding there and then smash things. lol A darling poem!

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