Bathroom Bomb

How disgusted I was
When I walked into the bathroom just because
Hearing the sound of a familiar buzz
Turning into the first bathroom stall
Confronting that which I was not prepared for at all
Quickly shuffling to the next toilet, not daring  to flush.

In walked a man
His tennis shoes walked into the first can
Summoning his reaction with a wave of my hand
I could see his obvious shock and distaste
Like christmas lights, a huge grin lit my face,
It was hard to not laugh at the horrified man.

I finished my business and out I went,
Still laughing at the other man's expense
I'm sure he cursed my name, "That little wretch!"
The fact was obvious, how could it hide
Hs disdain that the other stall was occupied
Was as clear as the colors on the thing that lingered below his chest!