There once was a Master named Ackles
Who tortured with feathers from grackles
His slave blurted out “Stop!”
So He used His best crop
That night she slept locked up in shackles
Author notes
This is a challenge piece where we were told to use two given words ...
“These are to be adult humor, which means as I read them I want to chuckle...
The words....dick, pussy, breasts, nipples, erection are NOT to be used.
Please label your pieces as adult humor too.
Tattboy..........crop, shackles”
“Ackles” A rare surname, ranked 17,904 in popularity in the US.
“Grackle” A long-tailed American blackbird having iridescent black plumage.
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1: The Challenge piece is by Tattboy
2: The challenge piece which I feel was my best was “In The Basement” http://allpoetry.com/poem/3354742
3: The challenge piece which I feel was my weakest was “Tenderly (My pet – 10 – Lyrics)” http://allpoetry.com/poem/3094752
4: I think that I should win because my pieces have been very varied in style and have all managed to meet the various criteria set. Also, looking at my scores, they have been top on a number of occasions.
5: I have really enjoyed the challenge, as I said, it has been varied and that has meant I have written some pieces that I would not have done otherwise.
A contest entry
- The Erotic Challenge FINAL Round (Invite Only) by Master Ktulu.
1750 points, ended September 23, 2007, 3 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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i couldna help but gi' a wide grin at this. so well done, wi' an obvious knack for languace and obscure historical facts... how could i no be drawen in? glad i stopped by this day,
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hahahaaha *-wants to write an intellegent comment but is laughing too much-* hahahahahaa (thanks for cheering me up)
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Great Job!
It is humurous and well written. the pics are a very touch as well. It kind of and I hope this doesn't make you mad sound like there was a man from nantucket kind of feel. Good luck in the contest.
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Thanks. I think that all limericks have the same feels so of course your comment doesn't make me mad
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Absolutely amazing!
You have again tackled this challenge and left one hell of an impression with your words. You will be tough to beat in this final round.
I have enjoyed reading your entries as you are a very tough competitor...You will recieve all scores at time of judging.
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Thanks for the kind words, I enjoyed the challenge
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shackles and crop, crop and shackles, Christmas came early this year for one lucky girl. i really enjoyed this read and laughed at the images in my head. great write!!
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Thank you shimmer
Glad you enjoyed it
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Excellent
There's no subject a Limerick can't tackle
This is the first one I've read with a grackle
The conjunction absurd
Of sex and blackbird
Had me splitting my sides like a jackal!
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rotflmao!
Well done on your comment limerick and thanks for the comment
Tatt
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I agree, you should win. This was hilarious. I too wish that saying stop would get me shackles, but oh well one can dream ...
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Glad you liked it.
you have ALWAYS presented the problem of enjoying your punishments FAR too much!!!
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Who me? Little ol' me? Can't really say that all punishment is good, but heck some of it really rocks ...
Does that make me a masochist?
*Falls off chair laughing*
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LMAO! Really cute
Note to self: Next time Master does something yell out "Stop" - mayhap i too will sleep locked in shackles
Forever Yours,
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you never know your luck
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<<<< can shout REALLY loud
(lol! and the police should be there really quickly, we do, after all live in SA )
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The police will be there really quickly? In SA?
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- i thought You'd enjoy that one
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well, well, well my friend, i think you have nailed it yet again you have done this tactfully yet it was very amusing and a pleasure to read. i think you have handled EVERY round very well and i also have to agree with the other requirements you fulfilled in this final round. i think your strongest piece and your weakest piece were the ones you chose and i also agree on why you think you should win this challenge, you didn't disappoint me once best of luck in the final round. be well and be blessed
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All I can say in response to your comment is WOW!
Thank you very much for your kind praise and I am very pleased that you enjoyed my various writes.
Tatt
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